Rahmtin Rotabi

Our first job here is to be human and help each other, he failed at being a human. Who cares about couple of bytes saved. If he didn't do it some other random person would have done it. It's not like he was way ahead of his time.

I don't care if he has won a Turing award or whatever other award, in my view his tiny brain was not able to get him to come around his bigoted, biased views.

I've been taking a break from all social media for the past three months and it has been great. I just wanted to come back to make sure every academic follower hears me out on this: (1/n) #jeffullman

They are debating the word "find" in congress. Hilarious!

Said this out loud after reading tweet chain yesterday. Letters of recommendation are for privileged people who go to famous schools. As one professor told me, we don't know any of the professors from Sharif. We just know that students who come from your school are good.

Fauci moods: Biden briefings vs. Trump briefings

No Alec Baldwin as Trump at the inauguration? BIG SAD!

@siobhcroo Most people on oncall rotations were paged because the ACKing system didn't work either and it kept escalating the page to more people Escalation paths are usually something like: primary, secondary, whole oncall roster

Youtube, Google Drive, Gmail down. I wonder how many (tens of) thousands of pagers are going off right now

Morning fist bumps with the security guy

@red_abebe I'll be here waiting for my interns 😉

It feels the curse has been lifted from the city Everybody I've seen on my walk this morning is smiling ear to ear

Translation: In a parallel universe where everything is in reverse/upside-down instead of having the stack being over flow, the wolf is over cats

@vnfrombucharest @UvA_Amsterdam This makes me happy too! :) Congratz vlad I'll come visit you :D

hi i am going to be asst prof in the institute of informatics of @UvA_Amsterdam starting this fall, this makes me happy--

Today our team decommissioned a 14 year old system. This was the Noogler (new google employee) project of my tech-lead and it started 7 years ago. More than 400,000 queries per second are all gone. It just feels good, it gives me a high that publishing papers didn't!

@jmhessel @Airbnb Oh the CJK conference

@RahmtinR @Airbnb I nailed Perth just from the laundry room btw #www2017

Bored? Use @airbnb? Try: The Airbnb Memory Game! have someone scroll through your past trips, select one; then, show obscure pictures from the listing --- try to guess where it was. can *YOU* remember the kitchen from a one-night business trip 2 years ago?? #quarantine

Public service announcement: If you're living with someone take a shower, you probably stink. If you live alone also take a shower ffs what are your standards?

First of all don't panic! At the very worst half of the internet is down. Right!