ramblingthoughts

what value does a fridge full of condiments with no food have?

Beers have zero calories when you drink them in the sun with a pure heart

you can’t buy me love but you can buy me ice cream

A crooked tree lives its own life, but a straight tree is turned into wood

if you hire a bunch of of beavers don’t expect the hoover dam

the mice will play as long as the cat is away

Who am I to judge as I alone walk as an imperfect man

what’s the point of rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

the desert teaches you more about water than the ocean ever could