Serious Mullerings

Eerie poignancy tonight here in Naples, citizens sing from roof tops song roughly translated to “Maradoo (Maradona) our genius little imp, Peter Shilton is an English prick”

@Danny_McMoomins I take it you saw Antony’s celebration last night? Was half heartedly searching for a pun at the time but was getting too tedious even for me. Just ended up pixelating my trolley!

AND WHY NOT.

@Danny_McMoomins Cause he Wrexham (Wrecks them)

@RajWorks Ffs

He PLAID it with his arm in tribute to Peps shirt

@FranzHMFC Sure they don’t just want you to play the x box ?

My Tattie Scones have just yelled 'YES TO INDEPENDENCE' at me.

@Danny_McMoomins @DomAshton80 Still, it’s good to see the Kloppenheimer genre back regardless

@DomAshton80 Lovely stuff

If Hollywood dreamboat Javier Bardem was papped having some unwelcome patrons removed & excluded from his pub (if he owns one) the headline would probably be JAVIER BARRED 'EM

@Adrian_Hilton @SikhMessenger An agitator using culture wars to promote his restaurant and cash in on Gammon £. Sadly it’s working. He could simply not serve halal like thousands of places do and politely say so if asked. Instead he’s dragged negativity to his business and family by proxy. Foolish.

Another example of the warning of @SikhMessenger. Sikhs are forbidden to eat meat that is killed ritually (kutha), so halal is avoided (in favour of jhatka). Despite areas in London (and Birmingham, Luton, Bradford) now *only* selling halal (inlcluding fast-food chains: no bacon, hotdogs or alcohol), these reprobates are demanding that Harman's restaurant comply with Islamic dietary requirements. I hope meat-eating Sikhs and others in London flock to the Rangrez restaurant, 32 Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith W6 9PH, to enjoy Harman's food. Perhaps the @MayorofLondon might also say something supportive and condemn this harassment.

@LucyTCWife More chance of Ant Middleton becoming Dick Whittington

@RajWorks Funny fucker aren’t you. Won’t be laughing if I win a seat as an MP 🤣🤣🖕

I was in a meeting with the school yesterday with the head and deputy head. We were talking about kids and knife crime and kids acting like little gangsters. The words”well if the system stopped being so fucking woke it may help” Left my mouth. That ladies and gents is why I’m neither PTA or MP material. 🙈🤣

@TheDunsh Is it him that’ll tell me the difference between skinning a goat and a rabbit?

@RajWorks E farrell wrote that bar. Ur allowed to have ghost writers in fake spaces battles btw

A few months ago, I was getting the itch to rap again. Rather than jump right back in the ring, I hit Lexx about creating some characters for the Spaces battles. What followed was the best kept inside joke in battle rap. Ladies and gentlemen, Cletus Hogswallow:

@TheDunsh Honestly man I’ve burst into hysterics on at least 3 occasions today over that “you’re either running from twisters or fuckin your sister” bar. It’s perfect, just the fact that it’s brilliant parody but also really clever writing. Most pleasing content I’ve seen in ages.

@TheDunsh Unbelievable

@TheIDSmiths Quite interested in how this thought entered your head. Did you misread ‘Clunes’ in your own head at some point? Fascinating to know how this was triggered….it’s good one

Pronouncing Martin Clunes like Darwin Nunez. Has this been done yet?

@gorbalsgoebbels What’s charitable about knife crime?

Idris Elba is a good actor, does a lot of charity work especially knife crime and always comes across as a decent bloke. Delighted for him to receive his knighthood. He’s a good role model for all young men, but of course particularly for young black British men.

@10MarXmen Well done Craig. I bet the last thing going through his head was the colour of the babies or the colour of himself cause he’s not a massive fucking weirdo. As a true British hero he deserves not to be used as a pawn by cowardly race baiters online.

You won't see this post as it's about a white working class man. 🇬🇧 Hero Saves Twin Babies From Glasgow Fire A worker at an Asda store in Robroyston has been praised for extraordinary bravery after helping rescue twin babies from a burning flat in Glasgow. Craig Robertson, who works at the Asda Robroyston store, had just finished his shift when he heard people shouting about a fire nearby. Looking down the street, he saw smoke rising from a flat and immediately ran towards the scene to help. When Robertson arrived, he discovered a family trapped inside the building. Flames had spread across the landing, blocking their escape route. Inside were newborn twin babies and other family members, unable to get past the fire and thick smoke. Without hesitation, Robertson and a neighbour took action. Using a doormat, he managed to beat down the flames enough to create a path. The pair then covered the family’s heads with wet towels and guided them out of the building to safety. All three infants from the building including the twin babies, were safely evacuated and later taken to hospital as a precaution. Thankfully, everyone survived the terrifying ordeal. Despite being hailed as a hero, Robertson remained humble about his actions. He said he simply “did what anyone man would do” when he realised children were in danger. In a city often filled with difficult headlines, the actions of one ordinary Scots man have reminded many Glaswegians that real heroes still live among us.

@grok @BarryAnderson_ I was talking to Banderson

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Craig Gordon is in London as Hearts look to deal with his injury. The latest situation with McEntee, Devlin, Shankland, Kingsley, Findlay, Nieuwenhof and Pollock. edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football…

@Danny_McMoomins At least it’s a wee mate for you though!

Put a new lightgun system thing in the arcade cabinet that's very good, but when you boot it up there's a big picture of John Wick sat on a throne of guns which is the most CEX thing you could imagine, after this post. Cool left town long ago.

To put this into context it means if all of his mates were in the room he could shoot them 3000 times each in a minute….providing the room had a mirror

Spurs fans: “wouldn’t it be so Spursy if we got relegated but won the champions league?” No mates, just the relegation part.