Ralphie
263 posts


@onebig__tattoo Fuck! You drive me insane. I wanna worship you so bad.
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@BecomingCritter @MinnickCarly Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I say she got less than she deserves. Remember millions were killed because of people like her. Pathetic.
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Hoy me he quitado los pocos pelos de la cara después de unos cuantos meses y me siento raro 😐 tan raro que ni mi propio móvil me reconoce 🤦🏻@Davidootero
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@therealjoebob @kinky_horror @Shudder There may be 4 nerds battling it out tonight, but only one has the brains, knowledge, preparation and eloquence to give anyone a masterclass in the matter. That is Claire Donner. I am blown away.
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The idea was to make it spectacularly nerdy, and I think we're succeeding! #TheLastDriveIn @kinky_horror @Shudder
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#hung and #horny in my hotel
#dick #vergagorda #pingadura #Puertoricandick #curveddick #uncut #brotheragem #PINTOAWARD #pintoawards

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Making my way to the city to see @AlisonMoyet tonight at Webster Hall. Quite excited about it too.
Decided to make a weekend of it and grabbed tickets to Oh, Mary for tomorrow night.

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@ItsSeansTweets Oh fuck yes. I'm loving the look, the view, the man, the candy. 🍬 😋 I wanna eat it all.
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