RALPH ADLER

Ralph Adler: Universal Character Bio docs.google.com/document/d/11s…

@RonnieWard_ @KaseyConnery IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.

See this, @KaseyConnery? She's flesh and blood! Risa is just like you and me. You GOT this.

Success is my only motherfucking option. Failure's not.

We've been training all week. Risa, Rogues Gallery, the lot of them. I have listened to SO MUCH 80S MUSIC. OUR WEEK HAS BEEN A TRAINING MONTAGE. I AM READY TO RUN THROUGH A WALL.

A rivalry completed! FOUR debuts! And the Tag Team Championships on the line. We're in the end game now. The penultimate part of the Anarchy In The UK Saga is available to view on @BattlegroundNet now! docs.google.com/document/d/1_q…

Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.

@RonnieWard_ I *said* #KCMANIA2026. Anyway we're gonna have to. I had the shirts printed already.

@RalphAdlerRULES I don't think we can use that.

Y’know it does sting that The Losers Club didn't ALL walk out as number 1 contenders here, of course it does. But ONE of us did. So that just means Ralph, Nixie and I are gonna divert attention towards supporting @KaseyConnery CHALLENGING FOR THE WORLD TITLE! YOU GOT THIS, KC!

The Next In Line.

Johnny's Sandwiches will pay for their transgressions. Well, I paid. It was okay. 7/10, get better bread.

Hey. Your doctor called again. He said as long as you keep supporting The Losers Club, you'll get through your bout of Thursday Night Fever. Dunno why he keeps calling me. Guess he has my number or whatever. Just like THE LOSERS CLUB HAD OUR OPPONENT'S NUMBERS HERE MOTHERFUCKERS

No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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One more time for the people at the back!

Fun fact with this one was Ronnie's outright refusal to say our opponent's team name no matter how much I pushed him. He said it was, and I quote, 'naughty'. Oh how I laughed. Anyway. Won our re-debut. The boys and girl are back in town. Also what THEFUCK do you mean "Nixie"?!?

Hey. I have some news. It's a letter from your doctor. He says you've come down with a crippling case of Thursday Night Fever that you may never recover from, but a dose of two-time tag team champions The Losers Club will sustain you. But fear not cause WE'RE RIGHT HERE MOTHERFU

Gang, we are BACK IN BUSINESS! The Losers Club has come to OATH!

Youre ridiculous... but I'm happy to have you in my life ❤️ Happy Valentines Day

HAPPY RALPHENTINES DAY TO ONE SPECIFIC WOMAN (@LilNovacaineX obviously)

THIS is how you announced this??