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@CHIPFAT_ @DannyAarons

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@footballontnt HOW MUCH COCKSUCKING CAN THE MEDIA DO TO THESE MURDERING RATS?

The best transfer window a Premier League club has ever had? ✍️

Alexander Isak to sign a 6 year contract at Liverpool* *or until he fucks off his current club, goes on strike and wants to join Real Madrid.

@geordiejosh He’s a little tramp fuck the rat

I actually can’t believe it… didn’t think it was gonna happen.

@toonarmy_com Ratty arse cunt

What will Alexander Isak’s legacy be at Newcastle United? 🤔

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@WestHamPlace Fuck city, Spurs to draw level & Arsenal to hold the title… Can’t stand the way they think they “own” the prem.

We’re all Man City tonight ain’t we?

Bernard Hill has sadly passed away at the age of 79.

@NUFCWill1892 Not to be a dickhead mate but technically speaking it’s down the road… They’re south of us… Not being a twat hahahah just does me nut when people do the same with Scotland; “Just going down Scotland”

Oh no no no! 🤣🤣🤣 It’s them lot up the road again. #NUFC #SAFC

@NUFCgallowgate Minteh

Anyone know the player? #NUFC

@Sidemen @wroetoshaw Gurnsey Hide & Seek… Sound mate

Ready or not, here he comesss🔎👀

@toon_collector @NUFCMurph @NufcBrunto22

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@MikeB2023 Chargeback

Don’t worry Sadiq, me and my family will go without food this week. 🤬🤬🤬 This is what it costs me to LEAVE London for work - 2 miles!!! That’s £6.25 per mile!!!! I can’t go on like this. I’m one of hundreds of thousands who also can’t go on like this. 😞😞😞 #ULEZ #SadiqKhan #GetKhanOut

Surely… Southgate cannot fuck this up.

@AndyRobsonTips Go on then Andy; if you insist!

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