Ram Dodge

@NickAdamsinUSA You're only after COCK You fucking COCK SUCKER

Taylor Swift is only after Travis Kelce’s money. This is an indisputable fact.

@NickAdamsinUSA You're a fucking COCK LOVING LOSER

The Grammys are rigged.

@NickAdamsinUSA You're a fucking liar

A while back, I played doubles tennis (also known as a foursome, coincidentally) at my country club, and a crowd had formed outside the court. It was a hot day, and the competition was intense. The sweat on our brows glistened in the sunlight. As I chugged my ice-cold La Croix on the change of ends, I caught a group of sheilas decked out like they were going to Wimbledon. They were watching, pointing, and giggling in my general direction. I motioned to the boys that I was putting the game on pause, and moseyed over to the gaggle of geese. “G’day ladies, looking fine today – you actually here to play tennis or just here to admire our alpha physiques?” I inquired, with my famous eye twinkle, and a little curl of the lips. More giggles. “Actually, one said to me, playfully, “We were going to ask if you would agree to play one set against Marci, because we think she’d beat you. She played tennis in college.” Without hesitation, I said, “Not sure what you are on this morning, sweetheart, but whatever it is, I’d love to be on it!” Then I lowered my voice. “Your tennis analysis must be woeful - she won’t even get a game off me.” Marci stepped forward. “Well, let’s play then,” she said, daringly. “Not so fast, darling. What’s in it for me?” I responded, not phased in the slightest bit. The birds all looked at each other quizzically. “What do you mean, what’s in it for you?,” came the cacophony of voices, practically in unison. I stroked my chin gently in prayerful consideration as the boys had come over to see what the fuss was all about. “I tell you what, Marce, I’ll make you a deal. If I win, you must be my ball-girl for the next five games here.” After barely any consideration, and without even asking for something in reciprocity should she win (sheilas have a lot to learn about negotiation), she agreed to it. She had a cocky demeanor about her. I could tell this was a girl who had been told that she could do anything a man could do, only better, for her entire life. Now, Marci was pretty easy on the eyes, so I knew I could win on the court and off the court. Even though it was against club rules, I took off my shirt to play, exposing my thick, toned, and tanned arms and barrel chest. I huddled up with the boys while she did some light stretching. We got in close, and Mario, my butcher and dear friend, delivered a rousing pre-game speech. By the time we broke our huddle, we were all fired up. The rest of the boys removed their shirts in solidarity, which instantly caught the attention of the rest of the women. The distraction and superior alpha male tennis skills resulted in a predictable 6-0 trouncing. I put my shirt back on and was getting ready to head out with the boys to celebrate when I heard Marci calling out. She jogged up to me and said, “Nick, let’s grab a drink. Maybe I can change Twitter’s Top Alpha’s mind about the ball-girl thing,” she said with flirtation oozing out of every pore. I put my arm around her and started walking her back to her group of friends. “Marce, baby, an alpha male always keeps his word. I’ll see you tomorrow morning, Court 6, 8am. Sharp.” She was disappointed but couldn’t hide her smile. I waved the lads over and we all exchanged numbers. “Thank you, ladies. We’re off to Hooters to celebrate with some hot wings and ice-cold domestic beers,” I said playfully. “I hope you learned a valuable lesson today.” “We did, Mr. Adams,” they said again, nearly in unison. Read more epic tales of masculinity like this in my new book: AlphaKingsBook.com

@NickAdamsinUSA You're a fucking liar

They've already declared Alpha Kings "The TOP Must Read of 2024" -- what an honor! 👉AlphaKingsBook.com

@NickAdamsinUSA And you're a fucking COCK LOVING LOSER

Jay-Z is a beta male drug-dealing thug.

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Taylor Swift announces new album, “The Tortured Poets Department,” at the Grammy’s. I think I’ve seen this one before; it’s classic jealous girlfriend behavior. She can’t stand the thought of Travis Kelce being the center of attention without her, so she announces an album to reclaim the spotlight. This is a slap in the face to Travis and his teammates as they prepare for the biggest game of their lives. Will this further the divide in the Chiefs locker room regarding Travis and Taylor?

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Testosterone levels were MUCH higher when men smoked cigarettes instead of vaping ElfBars.

@LouDobbs @senate @CNBC STFU old man

The RINOs who’ve signed onto this monstrosity are no better than the Marxists who wrote it! Disgusting! @Senate releases $118 billion aid proposal for Israel, Ukraine, border security @CNBC cnbc.com/2024/02/04/sen…

@TulsiGabbardrep You and your stupid fucking questions

Do you agree that Trump Force One is better than Air Force One ? YES or NO ?

@SUBRATA30016572 No, but fat fuck Trump did

Do you believes these people committed Treason? Yes or No

@XploredHistory I got all of them in 17 seconds. My IQ is 230. I'm a fucking genius.

I only got 4 right 😭 I can't believe how hard these are.

@Mary_frostt Fuck no

@PU28453638 Fat old fucker. Ugly old man

TRUMP IS HAVING A GOOD TIME AND IS GETTING READY TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE. 🥳🥳🥳

@PAMsLOvE Nah.

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@SarahHuckabee Oink

Joe Biden’s failure at the southern border affects every state in the country. I’m proud to stand with other Republican governors to do the job Biden has failed to do.

@TulsiGabbardrep THEY BOTH ARE FAT PIGS

Do you think Elvis Presley would be voting for President Donald Trump in the election ? YES or NO ?

@OneRaceForUSAll Sperm Bank for Trump

@CPAC @realDonaldTrump Fuck Trump. He's going to tell everyone about flushing toilets, windmills that destroy birds, how big his dick is, how much money he has, how much Melania wanted to be there but couldn't because she's fucking the pool boy and how firm Alina Habbas tits are. Same-o, same-o shit.

Confirmed Speaker: @realDonaldTrump for CPAC in DC February 21-24, 2024 Get your tickets now at CPAC.org/DC

@israelUSAforeve No, bunch of fucking idiot Trump supporters want that shit, not sane and intelligent Americans.

This is what the American people want! You?