Ramon Robles Jr

Imagine if every great white shark woke up with a set of perfectly flat, pearly-white, human-style teeth, less “apex predator” and more “friendly neighborhood dentist who just got a new set of veneers.” I got a dentist for that. @DrGuyLewis

Houston is not a real place 📍😆🤷‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤘🏽

THIS IS GOLD: New #Texans guard Wyatt Teller’s wife posted a video showing Wyatt celebrating signing with Houston on a multi-year deal. Teller immediately put on his boots and put on some George Strait music. A true Texan already 🤣🤣🤣

More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA

I’ve been doing radio for about 30 years now. For a lot of that time, many of you have been listening. You were there when Amy and I got married. You were there when the boys were born. You’ve heard the stories, the chaos, the joy, and everything in between. So when I post a picture of my kids, it’s not for social media clicks. It’s for the people who have been along for the ride. This audience has been part of our lives for a long time. You’ve heard about these boys since before they could walk. So sharing a photo now and then is just a way of saying, “Hey, look at them now.” It’s not about exposure. It’s about sharing life with the people who have shared this journey with us. And if you’ve been listening all these years… you know exactly what I mean.

Spring Break this week. I’ll be on the road with the family. For the sake of privacy we won’t share our destination till we return. Have a great week yall.

Whatever our wishes to the contrary, we are all examples. For better or worse, in good times and bad, positive or negative, we all end up being an example to someone. Few modern men can serve as better examples to us than those who died defending the Alamo on March 6, 1836. William Travis and his men decided they would not give up the Alamo. It would be for them personally what the drive for independence was for all of Texas: "victory or death." It was understood that everyone in the Alamo would die without an unconditional surrender. Let’s be clear: once the siege began, there was not much of a chance for them to win without quick and overwhelming aid. The defenders were a ragtag bunch, just shy of 200 men, facing the mightiest military power in the western hemisphere under the command of Antonio López de Santa Anna. Too often, we attempt to engineer success when what is required of us is faithfulness. Travis, Bowie, Crockett, and the others at the Alamo certainly had no death wish, but they also understood the importance of being faithful to their mission. They understood the importance of being faithful to the cause of Texas and liberty. And, yes, faithfulness even when facing death at the end of a Mexican canon, rifle, or bayonet. That happened in the early hours of March 6, 1836. Those men died, but the cause of liberty bloomed. When our Texas forefathers shouted "Remember the Alamo" in the battles that followed, they didn’t exactly mean the place; they meant the men. They meant how those men approached life and death. And they meant how those men did so faithfully, and with honor. Perhaps Texas’ war of independence would have gone differently if, rather than putting the garrison to the sword, Santa Anna had merely taken them prisoner. Perhaps, were it not for the barbarism, the loss of the Alamo would have dampened Texans' spirits rather than fueled their passion. But that’s not how history unfolded, of course. The blood-soaked grounds of the Alamo became a hallowed symbol of Texas liberty. Most of those Alamo defenders would have otherwise faded into the mist of history. Instead, because of their final choices, they became something more. Those flawed, common men became heroes of a fledgling republic. Not only did their death give birth to a nation, but the way they faced their final hours provides for us even today a model for honorable action. Most of us aren’t called to man the walls of an old church, outnumbered by superior forces, but all of us are called to face a hostile world. How we respond is our choice. We can surrender, we can cower, we can slink quietly into silence. We can be that sort of example. Or, we can follow the lead of William Travis, David Crockett, James Bowie, and the other men at the Alamo. We can choose each day to stand and fight, faithful to the end. Whatever that end may be. Let us do more than just remember the Alamo. Let us, like those men, choose to be honorable examples for those around us.

A perfect Friday in the Netherlands: 8:00 - Wake up 8:30 - Check portfolio. Down 10%. Pay 36% tax on unrealized gains 9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend’s apartment 10:00 - Receive fine for cycling 2 km/h over the bike speed limit 10:30 - Start work 12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch 14:00 - Write an angry LinkedIn post about Americans having no work-life balance 14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar 15:30 - Finish work 17:00 - Apply for a permit to own a second bicycle 21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner 21:30 - Read article about Europe having the highest quality of life 22:00 - Sleep on a couch because your wife’s boyfriend is staying over

To save America and protect your right to vote… I’m going to take away your right to vote for who you want. -Trump Am I the only one who thinks that’s a strange sales pitch? #PaxtonForSenate #Trump #Cornyn

Watch this 'run, Forrest, run' moment from the City Attorney of Kemah and Texas City. Looks straight out of Forrest Gump.

This is what a dictatorship looks like. The Texas City Police Chief should be fired for what was captured on camera at a Texas City Commission meeting. Wait until you see why this citizen was manhandled and charged with a crime.

This Texas City cop learns a lesson that he can't take our equipment or keep us from filming a public meeting.

The Muslim world is divided about Iran: Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime: Jordan 🇯🇴 Kuwait 🇰🇼 UAE 🇦🇪 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 Oman 🇴🇲 Qatar 🇶🇦 Bahrain 🇧🇭 Muslim countries against the removal of the regime: Great Britain 🇬🇧 France 🇫🇷 Spain 🇪🇸

@83Turnerb It was Luther Vandross' version, yes.

@RamonRoblesJr did you used to play Bill Withers, Lovely Day every Thursday morning ?

Heard @MichaelBerrySho and @RamonRoblesJr shout out to Next Wave Energy for their golf tournament in support of Camp Hope. My wife is an employee and helps run it every year. One of her favorite days of the year! Such a great cause.

@lldavis12 @MichaelBerrySho Those reports are false. As someone who's had the high sugar, I see an endocrinologist annually. Yesterday was the annually.

@RamonRoblesJr @MichaelBerrySho How was the colonoscopy is what we all really want to know 🤔

Official statement from the office of the @MichaelBerrySho "This morning it was reported that I (Ramon Robles) am being considered as a replacement for the Supreme Leader in Iran. Please know If the clerics nominate me Supreme Leader of Iran I will not run. If the Assembly elects me Supreme Leader I will not serve. Thank you for your attention on this matter. There will be no further comments at this time."

@RamonRoblesJr @MichaelBerrySho I dunno. It would be cool if you started out the issuance of every fatwa with "hey, it's Ramon". Think about it.

@adamclanton Read that as “layoff”. Thought it was another round of RIFs. Also, I need a vacation.

Operation Epic Liftoff #AllFire

Radical Islam has NO place in Texas. I engaged it in combat. John Cornyn imports it into the country. Tuesday, choose wisely.