Ramsay Snow

@Theon_Greyjoy Prepare your anus.

Eat a dick. If you do not have a dick to eat, one will be provided for you. RT @greyjoyxsnow pls don't hoard the u/n if you're inactive :'(

#DontCuffHerIf you've already cut her hands off. I learned that lesson the hard way.

@RamsayBolton Pick me up at 8... and bring the hounds. There'll be a lot of empowered women there who need to be put back in their place. ;)

@RamsayBolton *blushes* You know, the Sadie Hawkins dance is tomorrow night... w-would you like to go with me?

@RamsayBolton OOOOOOOO MISTER BOLTON *throws panties*

@PrincesMyrcella Step into my office and I'll show you. ;) @Theon_Greyjoy

@Theon_Greyjoy After a few sessions with me, you'll feel like a completely different person!

I'm the best there is at what I do... but what I do best isn't very nice.

@Theon_Greyjoy I'm a certified analrapist. ;)

@Theon_Greyjoy Have you finished ripping the sleeves off my doublets? My biceps will make me popular like that redneck on The Walking Dead!

#7FactsAboutMyBestFriend @Theon_Greyjoy 7. He's very eunuch... I mean unique! <3

#7FactsAboutMyBestFriend @Theon_Greyjoy 4. Dogs love him. 5. He can count to 7 (on his fingers). 6. He knows his name.

#7FactsAboutMyBestFriend @Theon_Greyjoy 1. He loves poetry. 2. He's eco-friendly & never wastes water. 3. He has excellent bone structure.

Perhaps. Are you good at hide & seek? ;) RT @brittanyslawson: @RamsaySnow would you name one of your dogs after me?

I can't wait until my father makes me his heir so I can finally be a legitimate rapist! #Romney2012 #GameOfThrones

Mitt Romney has binders full of women. I have binders made of women. #BoltonGreyjoy2012 #LynnDebate #FinalDebate #GameOfThrones

#ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend I mostly serenade him with James Blunt songs. @RamsayBolton <3

@Theon_Greyjoy Did I give you permission to pee on the rags I so generously gave you? >:(

@Theon_Greyjoy I'll say! Those yellow rags totally clash with your bruises!