Randall Lane

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I thought I was #blessed when I heard bevis and butthead moved to MNF. I can listen to the Manning’s and no longer have to watch football on MUTE. Wrong! ESPN…why you tease us like that.

Thank @BWWings You are on top of your game! Supply chain? Don’t get carry out!

Last night I journeyed out to get an evening snack. An all American double cheeseburger from @BurgerKing . This pathetic sad excuse of a burger is what I got. These are no longer burgers they are freaking sliders. BK get off you ass and man up. You can do better!

Pepsi is very well respected brand. That said how this colossal bastard of a product was released, I will never comprehend. Holy shit what a mistake.

PSA- The Grinch that stole Christmas remix is a travesty. The grinch was an ass, mean as hell. This new grinch is nicer than 90% of people I see on a daily basis. Continuation of the #wussificationofamerica. Stay woke

NFL refereeing is criminal.

A whole new level of respect for Coach Saban. No one can truly appreciate how difficult it is to coach this long, this well with Gary Danielson hanging from your balls

Watching football on mute again. Why do I always get Bevis and Butthead?

@BarstoolBigCat @BarryJo63134108 @andy_grutkowski The B1G didn’t even want to try to play this year. They made themselves a second tier conference

@BarryJo63134108 @andy_grutkowski If Ohio State sucks and no team from the B1G goes to the CFP for years at a time not only does your school lose money but kids stop wanting to play in a second tier conference. Try to think about more than what is right in front of your face

Bad thinking. Small brain

@BarstoolBigCat Your right. We should all rout for OSU to throw up another donut against Clemson. 31-0.

If you're a fan of a Big Ten school and you're rooting for the Big Ten to keep the status quo on the rules for Ohio State, essentially eliminating them from the CFP, then you're shortsighted and dumb.

I don’t usually tweet. Just have to get this off my chest. I can watch almost any sporting event. I could watch college bowling, but I can’t watch anything with commentary from Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. America needs to unite and ban these two from ever doing commentary again

@BarstoolFlyers Sloopys

Without saying your age, what’s a place in Dayton that you used to go to that no longer exists?

@ColinCowherd No

Serious question — if MLB screws this up and we have no season — do you care? #UnscientificPoll

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@MarlySkin Alan. My name is Randall Lane. I am working with Marly Skin in the US. I am trying to clean up some of the prior marketing. Would you have any interest in selling the @marlyskin handle. Best regards

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Come on coaches, this kid can get it done!

I miss sports so much, I could handle Joe Buck, Dan Fouts and Doris Burke calling a game