alpha bravo

@KevBounce Lots of people care, but most importantly, you care, about yourself. And I care about that.

I'm 3 years sober now. Does anyone care?

@CatholicSOTC Well, I guess this pope can French kiss my ass.

Pope Leo: "We should perhaps be a little less fearful of Islam." lifesitenews.com/news/pope-leo-…

@SGTWipper1Each First time I heard G.I. party in basic, I thought, "Alright alright alright!" Didn't take me long to change my opinion of the "party" though.

What’s the first thing you think of when you hear Barracks Party?

@lady_valor_07 Woody Harrelson, of all people, while I was playing guitar on a beach on Maui.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@SGTWipper1Each In the military, and my career afterward, many people just call me AB, which are my initials. I used to dislike it, but as they say, it is what it is. I didn't get a "cool" military nickname like "Zapper" or "Smoke" or something. 🤣

Did you have a nickname in the Military? If so, what was it and how did you get it?

@HamptonAc_ Oh, bullshit. That's still a fine job

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@TaraBull Whine constantly and blame everyone else for the circumstances in which they find themselves.

What’s something Gen Z does that older generations just don’t understand?

@jerr_rrej Wearing their hair in that "I'll suck any dick for a pack of Newports" nasty bun on top of their heads. Lowest possible effort hairstyle.

10 signs a White woman is a mudshark. 1. Greasy hair 2. Giant hoop earrings 3. Long witch like nails 4. Says “dat” instead of “that” and “da” instead of “the” 5. Single mother aka “baby momma” 6. Has STDs 7. Obese 8. Low IQ 9. 10. What did I miss?

@ToeteKenxal You've never been to Chicago, I see. Youse guys is a popular plural of you

The fact there is no plural for "you" in english is annoying

If I was in charge of the world, gun hooks would be mandatory in every public bathroom.

@braxton_mccoy Yep, me and my hoss, Ranger, are going to have to put in some more miles if the fuel gets too much higher. Hey, it's a lot better than walking!

Guy that bought a horse from me like 6 years ago just asked if I had another available for him to buy. Must be feeling diesel prices too.

@horsefaerie @thenicklavery Proud as hell, bro.

@thenicklavery I was just an MP. Thank you for being proud of my service. As am I.

BE PROUD ▪️When it comes to U.S. military service… ▪️There is no “just” ▪️You stepped forward when 98+% didn’t. ▪️Be proud… ▪️And thank you for your service. 🇺🇸🫡 -Nick ———

@thenicklavery That was great to see, especially since I, too, was an Air Force heavy equipment mechanic. I've never felt like my job was "only" or "less than", but it's not a tip-of-the-spear thing. But like Nick said, we're all a part of one big ass team.

@BhouseMarine @james_xond There ya go!

@james_xond Anything on wheels or tracks.

Trying to prove a point: Could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now?

@james_xond I can jump into a 13 speed semi truck and take right off, so I'm going to say yes. They don't make the machine I can't drive or operate.

@iamyourfarmer I'll top that. I just resealed a cylinder on my g/f's Kubota tractor loader. The seal kit was $130 for a seal and two 0 rings. Geez Louise!

3 o-rings and a backing ring, $61 bucks. This is why my life goal is to decouple myself from John Deere. Taj Mahal dealerships don’t build themselves, their are paid for w/ sex workers. Though in typical sex work the person getting screwed gets to keep the money.

@greg16676935420 How damn hard is it to figure your taxes out?

I’m glad I learned about the pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this pythagorean theorem season

@pika_nekopanda I'm counting on that!

これから月曜日の朝を迎えるアメリカニキへ いいですか、落ち着いて聞いてください。 助けは来ませんよ。

@Evnrr_ I'm either texting, looking at my watch or checking out hockey on TV. If you're not good enough to get me off, after a while, I'll just pull out, spit on your back and lie, "Yea, you're the greatest baby." Then go get a sandwich.

男の人ってバック中にどこ見てるんですか？？？ ケツ穴ガン見してるの？？

@LRHN_Cash Of course. Why is this becoming so freakin' common? Are these 'people' just deciding to let go and become unhinged? Seriously, WTF is going on with them?

A heated situation unfolded at Walmart in Sherwood, Arkansas, where employees engaged in a physical altercation while on duty.