Miranda Robey🐘

I’ve never been so proud of a Halloween costume. @PostMalone

One of my favorite texts to get ❤️😂

@weirdlilguys Dottie: Dooty, Baby Girl, Bobber, Bobber Baby Jerry: Jewwy, Two Ton, Geronimo, Geritol, Big Boy Ricky: Rickothy, Rickard, Rickets, Ricardo, Riggy

what’s your cat’s name vs. what you actually call your cat?

If cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

I have never loved a doordasher more 😂

@MawleePearee This just furthers my point of if it can happen to someone. It’s you.

So now I’m in here with a crying baby and woman who actually slapped her teenaged daughter and told her she belonged in an asylum, which then triggered another woman to start SOBBING and say that she’s been in a straight jacket before and it’s not fun. Get me out of here 🌈💕✨

Ah yes, you’ve suffered a hardship, Molly! Go on and treat yourself. Yes, yes, spend exactly $45 on the Sims. You got eaten alive by bed bugs in a horrible air bnb at a conference you didn’t want to go to… this just means that God wanted you to buy another expansion pack! ✨

“You don’t need to sleep with your gun” something I never thought we’d have to say to the 3 year old

Apartments: Rent is $3500, deposit is $7,000, must make 3x the rent, no pets, no guests, no breathing, 750+ credit, app. fee is $100, repairs take 8-9 business months, rent goes up 8 times a year. Media: What is causing the homelessness crisis? Tonight we talk to 12 landlords.

"I know it's tough, but you got this" me:

Not sure if I actually want to cut my hair short again, or if I am just manic

@MawleePearee LOVE!

Hey y’all!! 👋 I’ll be at the Murfreesboro Punk Rock Flea Market on Saturday, April 15th from 12-10pm! Come and see all my new stuff, including these bumper stickers and buttons! Tickets are $5 and include a free beer!! Come for the day, eat good food, and see a dozen live bands!

Here. This is where my mental health is at.

Me every time my therapist starts randomly typing while I’m talking

Small personal brag: After years of struggling with anxiety and depression stemming from said anxiety, I have finally started going to therapy. I am so proud of myself for going through with it and actually going to my first session.

My mom just referred to this as the “wavy tire light”