Randall Cullen

@danosseasoning Nope!

Check out how I turned these chicken wings into a zesty explosion! 🍋🔥

@alphafox lol! So true…my wife is disabled and I shop for everything. Bras, underwear, you name it. I’d like to think I’m over it, but if ladies are in the aisle, I’ll skip it and come back to it! 🤣🤣🤣

When you accidentally turn down the bra aisle and feel like a creeper: 😰

@WallStreetApes You’re not fighting climate change. You’re fighting geology!

American bought a home in Palos Verdes, California The home is on an active landslide zone. Much of the area is. The ground moved so much it was recently moving 1 foot per week in some spots The home was valued at $2.1 million before the landslide, she bought the home for $1.3 million and now the home is worth just $129,000 due to damages and risk Utilities gas and electricity were cut off for safety in many homes due to movement risks. As of 2026 172 homes remain off the grid Homes in this area can still be bought and sold

@RichardNeal1965 @FarmGirlCarrie lol! I took typing to be with my crush! About failed the class with a D, but did get the girl. For a few months anyway, it was eighth grade after all… For decades afterward I wished I had spent more attention in class, especially when computers, and email, etc became a thing

@FarmGirlCarrie I took home economics. To be with females. Passed cooking failed sowing. Took summer school home economics to be with females.

You too? 🙋‍♀️

@Police_Clips Never talk to the Police. Anything you say can and will be used against you. Simply state you will be happy to answer questions under advice of counsel. Then lawyer up! And shut thefuq up!

@FreedomHasWon Imagine moving to a different country and not doing your research ahead of time!

I thought libs were smart and us righties were ignorant. 🤣🤣🤣

@5am1am_6 You’re killin’ me Smalls! lol!

POV: It’s a busy Friday, we’re understaffed, and the kitchen just sent out a chicken so raw it’s still bocking. 🐔💀 ​Staying "calm and collected" is a sport at this point. I need everyone who has survived a shift from hell to drop your wildest story below. Let’s trauma bond. 👇

@MS2PZ All deeply flawed. We are screwed if we can’t do any better than these guys…

Choose your favorite president.

@Shaw089 @onlineinsane I agree with you on the shortcut technique, one of several. Don’t agree with the attack on boomers. If the kid is ten, dad is likely in his thirties, so not a boomer. You come across as unkind and you should do better.

Do 78+25 in your head I guarantee you dropped the 3, did 75+25 to make 100, and then added the 3 That's all common core is, teaching kids mental math shortcuts, they just represent it poorly sometimes visually Boomers really need to stop clutching their pearls and pretending that putting 78 on top of 25, and then adding 5+8 to make 13, carrying the one, and then adding 2+7 to make 9, and then adding the 1 is somehow superior, it isn't. It's slow and it's gay and you're old.

@JackJackL3mk3 @MrWhiteMAGA Yep. Okay now the jumping jacks!

@MrWhiteMAGA I think the officer was going to put her through every and any test he could dome up with. I think he may have just made up the 'stand on one foot' test. This had to be the best part of his week.

DUI TEST TURNS INTO A TALENT SHOW My guy already knew…he was just wanting the season finale. A very…busty…22 yr old women is pulled over for DUI suspicion…she performs the DUI sobriety tests and to keep balance she must hop and wobble to keep her balance …she is cuffed and taken in for DUI…. BE HONEST…ARE YOU PASSING THAT WOMAN?? 👀

@MbarkCherguia Lefty Pornstache!

Newest member of the family, adopted from shelter! 🐶 Any suggestions for a name?

@5am1am_6 Sell him the xtra feet for the cost of the fence!

POV: You finally decided to choose peace over neighbor drama and the boundary markers are the only energy you’re entertaining today. 💅✨

@5am1am_6 I’ve owned four houses in my life and each one had a plat map of the property.

@Matt_Pinner Octolips!

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@Rainmaker1973 What an asshole!

This is what 321 km/h looks like from inside Peter Hickman’s superbike helmet.

@Enezator Nothing better than fresh caught trout in the mountains…

This guy nails a perfect trout catch and cook out in the freezing wilderness. 🎣🔥 x.com/DudespostingWs…

@seyikanbai Jerking around changing those handles btw sets has to count for at least ten push ups!

he is HIM! 🤯

@DaveF937 Good for you, brother!

I think this brother is who Metallica wrote that song about. "Wherever I May Roam."

@SomaKazima2 lol! “I’m not gonna be able to walk this back” Hilarious!

This is taking me OUT LMFAOOOOOOOO

@LibertyCappy Delulu…

In 10 years half the boomers won't be around anymore and it'll be substantially easier to save our country Stay strong fellas America can be saved