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Randi Lawson

@RandiLawson

My motto would be YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO TAN OR TOO THIN if it wasn't already YOU CAN NEVER WATCH TOO MUCH TV

Katılım Ağustos 2009
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I'm a loaner, Dottie. A rental.
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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat In a chef hat
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On my way to support my college boyfriend at his intramural frisbee golf tournament
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if you say Tim Burton 3x he appears & turns your whole family goth
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wanted to show u guys my entry in the 2023 work pumpkin decorating contest
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my entry in our work pumpkin decorating contest entitled ‘What’s in the box?!’
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Spirit Halloween@SpiritHalloween·
Halloween, it's a lifestyle.
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The year is 2032. The top grossing movie in America is Hocus Pocus 9: Hokeyo Drift
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Free Eulogy Suggestion: They all adored her. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all thought she was a righteous dude.
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Surgeon Generals Warning: drinking cold brew coffee while pregnant increases the risk of your baby being born with a podcast
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Rancho Coochiemuncha@LangstonKerman·
My mother-in-law keeps accidentally calling Stranger Things “Spooky Times” and I’ve never loved anything more
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Chip Chantry@ChipChantry·
I'm not an economics expert, but instead of "supply and demand" how about "supply and ASK NICELY".
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I miss being a kid when all u had to do to be cool was just be 2 years older than the other person
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A dog is like a toddler. A cat is like your adult child who needs to move back in with you and resents the shit out of you for it.
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Sesame Street: Burt & Ernie are not a couple. Burt & Ernie:
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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyo·
We are recapping the new season of RHOBH on Sexy Unique Pod
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Morgan Murphy
Morgan Murphy@morgan_murphy·
happy mothers day ?
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I truly achieved mom status when a kid at the playground I didn’t know handed me his trash
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Happy Starwars™️ Day to those who celibate
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Found this note in my 6yo’s back pack. Guys, we’re gonna be ok
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