Randi Lovett

Dear @HomeDepot & @HomeDepot_Care - it will be my mission in 2017 to tell everyone I know how terrible my experience with you has been.

@HomeDepot third time my call is disconnected after 15 mins on hold. Not cool. Not at all. I wanted to cook for Christmas.

.@HomeDepot I've spent 3 days trying to reach an associate after dropping near $5K in appliances & finding out last minute one's backordered

Uh. Hi.

Say Something wp.me/p2tWRe-7

Parents' massage bed at 4am #FTW (it's their guest bed causing the aching in the first place)

@Clairetastic I heard about it...sounds hilarious!

@Clairetastic one day we are gonna be awesome friends. Ps...totally hung out with your mom tonight. #notweird

Totally not tipsy right now. #whohascigarettes?

He's convinced his ears will be like this forever. He is panicking. I want to yell at him, but I know his mom is trying to shut him up.

Hey kids crying and screaming incessantly for 5hrs straight on plane ....thanks for validating my life choices.

Captain announced 20 mins of severe turbulence. Awesome.

How do you eat your avocado? LA Avocado Fest @PlacitaOlvera is tomorrow 10am-6pm ow.ly/vwuVN ow.ly/i/5a4zK

My cat is missing, and my heart is breaking. Last seen in Los Feliz area near Rowena Reservoir. Pls RT. Pls help.

Wow, I didn't know they were so into #StarTrek #TNG in #Germany. @SirPatStew has his own store!

Having a hard time at the Philly airport. Remembering last time I was here and going home to Tony. Wish that were the case today.

Guy at bar waited 2 hours for his blind date to arrive. At least she's hot. #goodluckbuddy

Good Guy Bartender...hands you your beer but doesn't charge you until happy hour starts in 10 minutes.

You haven't lived until your toilet overflows in your shitty hotel room at 12:15am. #blessed

Late night commercials in hotel rooms are never going to bring you peace.