Randi Vasquez

My fall plans the Delta variant

What a historical day in American history. I got vaccinated & fit into my first ever pair of size 8 jeans! MONUMENTAL Y’ALL.

I don’t tell this story enough, but college was such a weird place. My freshman roommate bought three baby ducks and kept them in her dresser drawers for a month and neither of us acted like it was a big deal. She would literally let them splash around in our sink.

This is going to be a very unpopular opinion for some people, and for others it is their lifeline: If 25,000 people can gather safely at the Super Bowl while drinking beer and eating hot dogs, LIVE IN-PERSON EVENTS CAN RETURN with proper protocols.

at what point in my life will my microwaveable protein mug cake actually start tasting like a Little Debbie?

Now that The Office isn’t on Netflix I’m not sure why I even own a TV. What else do people have on as background noise 24/7 so they don’t have to deal with their own thoughts?

Can we all just agree that candy apples are the worst dessert on the planet. There’s nothing like biting into an apple covered in concrete.

@regannvasquez David did this on Halloween. He said he threw it over his shoulder and you didn’t know. 😂

Describe your last Target run in one GIF.

bad boy.

@KSchmidgall @debbiesawyer It was no better.

@debbiesawyer @RandiVasquez I have to agree 😆

Reason no.1739 why I hate shopping online.

There’s a lady in my neighborhood who walks with a baby stroller every day. Today I walked past her and slightly peeked inside. It was NOT A BABY. IT WAS A FREAKING YORKIE DOG. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a dream last night that instead of regular speed dating I was speed dating with slices of pizza and could try each slice for 30 seconds before moving on to the next flavor. I think I may have just invented the best restaurant ever.

Found this photo from back in February when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and my resemblance to Miss Trunchbull is uncanny.

@regannvasquez AND ALWAYS KILLING MY GYM MOOD WITH YOUR SAD SONGS.

My grandpa made his first Facebook story today. It did not disappoint.

Quite literally the worst photoshop I’ve ever seen.

@LaCare1017 AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

@RandiVasquez reallly did a double take when I saw this add on the Fitbit page