Randolph Rutherford

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@LaneWood69 ΣΧ rush event must’ve gone south this evenin

Safe to say the Mississippi State fans in Athens aren’t taking the loss well.

Just ordered this to my trip to Lenox this afternoon. Need to pick up my viagra from GNC.

I could be paralyzed and still find a way to turn off Zach Bryan

Happy Pride Month to all those pussies at the ΣΧ house.

One of the most relatable and honest tweets of all time

Umpire who made that horseshit call on Tre Phelps same official who called Tyler Simmons offsides. #shrink

I was varsity as a freshman tf am I doing with my life?

I know an SAE goat when I see one. #PhiAlpha

Hope these boys have a nose like a bloodhound. Better get ready to go skiing.

Blacked out and woke up at the motherfucking SEC baseball tournament. Need a bump from a fellow brother in the bathroom to get me to T Town to get a fresh bag. #PhiAlpha

EVAC! Wish this was ‘88 summer in Athens and I could haze the fuck out of my goats at the SAE house. #PhiAlpha

At this wedding a few too many beers deep already. Someone get me a goat to bring me a water and an 8 ball. #PhiAlpha

Let’s go ahead and get this thang over in Iran. Gas was $140 fucking dollars. Need more money for some blow. #PhiAlpha

Happy Cinco De Mayo to all. Thankful we didn’t actually build that wall for first term of DJT so we can enjoy that kick ass Mexican food they make + fentanyl. #PhiAlpha

Dropped my youngest off this morning at Lovett and saw a couple of my SAE buddies from PC ‘89 doing the same. Miss the days of railing lines off of chick’s assholes but this is a close second. #PhiAlpha #truegentlemen

My son just said he wants to rush Sigma Phi Epsilon at UGA. I just took away his AMEX! #bouse #squid

Liberals will find something wrong with this. Need Lovett camo and a motherfucking bag.

Me (61) at my house when the Bama DKEs text me they have a Kappa mixer #touse #bag #ifitaintsnowingiaintgoing

Having Kevin Hart and Pat “Cuss my fucking ass off” Mcafee at the Masters for commercialization is the equivalent to wearing a hat in church.