Prison Mike

@GopeshKhetan Arey gareeb I use a recliner worth 70k for my office and I earn merely 1l per month. Ye poverty fetish ko apne dimag se nikalo. This chair is not even that costly as you gareebs are making it out to be.

Why are people defending it? How are you okay with politicians (from any party) having luxurious items from your tax money? When obv they can have the similar chair under 10k and could have used the remaining on welfare of the country

@chupkarbikhari He was honest tho

This lives rent free in my mind 😭😭😭

@jameelwho @Imdead108_ybc That's true

@RandomCuleZ91 @Imdead108_ybc Do you really think this is true? It's pure engagement farming & nothing else

How are you surviving this heat without AC or cooler? Our room gets extremely hot, the fan only blows warm air and sleeping at night is very difficult. We cant afford an AC right now. Any cheap tricks that can help?

@kingkhurana10 @Gss_Views Abe aand ke sade hu keede....apni maa ko iss road pe leke mat jaiyo wrna khud jaegi

@RandomCuleZ91 @Gss_Views Teri maa nhi chodi maine apna point rakha h gand k pakode

Notice the sharp cut on this 'expressway' This is enough to tell you how much BJP gov values human life who will be travelling on this.

@kingkhurana10 @Gss_Views Abe l@nd bhature. Padaishi gadha h ya waqt ne kiya kuch g@ndu sitam

@Gss_Views Why the curve is too sharp ? It cud have been long and direct connected with less material and trees being cut !

@WizzyOno These africans never should've received cheap internet.

The truth is finally coming out They told us he scored 91 goals in a season... it has finally been corrected.

@Portfolio_Bull So ur saying 3333 customers per day

Yesterday I visited a restaurant with friends. When the bill arrived, everything looked normal… until I noticed “Round off: ₹0.24” above the grand total. I asked why. He smiled and said: “It’s just ₹0.24. The main thing is most people don’t ask to remove it because it feels awkward.” 
And sometimes it can go up to ₹0.99. Tiny amount? Yes. 
But bigger picture: • Assume 1,00,000 customers/month • Average round-off = ₹0.50 per bill Monthly -> 1,00,000 × ₹0.50 = ₹50,000 Yearly -> ₹12,00,000 x ₹0.50 = ₹6,00,000 Embarrassment × Scale = Extra Income

@20_1NM They should've done better. The car is a beauty tho.

@RandomCuleZ91 its decent enough

Virtus is the girlfriend you want. City is the wife you need.

@Kritical_62 You’re right. Men should stop worrying about ₹2 petrol hikes… and start spending ₹20k on bags that carry absolutely nothing.

Don’t understand why men are so worried about a 2 Rs petrol price hike when women still buy expensive stuff without even checking the price tag. Men should learn from women and focus more on increasing their sallary instead of crying over prices.

@Itmg194631 @needanewlighter @theabhayd @Youknowdisha__ It's not and you know it.

@RandomCuleZ91 @needanewlighter @theabhayd @Youknowdisha__ Then ur point is invalid

I have a virgin friend, but apparently she masturbates a lot with a dildo. At that point, is she really still a virgin?

@CB0265417279327 @theabhayd @Youknowdisha__ Read again

@needanewlighter @theabhayd @Youknowdisha__ That's why I specifically wrote "although not reliable"

@RandomCuleZ91 @theabhayd @Youknowdisha__ The hymen can already break before you even get penetrated at all not to mention sometimes it doesnt even break if you do get penetrated. Virginity is a social construct

@theabhayd @Youknowdisha__ A woman masterbating breaks the hymen due to penetrations which is (although not reliable) a norm for checking the virginity. There are no norms for a man obviously so there is no case of a male virginity. Go and read some books u tard

@Youknowdisha__ If she isn't virgin, you will not find a single man virgin on this planet Earth. Masturbation is common among young men.

@immortalkhiladi Vecna kumar

Not infected. Not possessed. Something worse. #SAMUK

@Dank_jetha Abe gadhe🤣

Bringing kids in the afternoon at peak 45°C while you are just sitting beside a cooler is diabolical.

This brain fart is blocking everyone like a coward before anyone could reply and shut her up🤣. The audacity to call everyone out for having low brain cell when the only braintard here is u.

@WhateverVishal 🔥✅

Log Bewakoof nahi hai Career Paisa Sab time ke saath aajata hai if you are a decent human being Having body count is not bad Hiding it from your partner and putting him on risk with STDs and breaking his trust is You cannot keep youngsters like your lap dogs You gotta turst them Poori tarah se rok laga doge to knee jerk reaction aaega jo aur bhi bura hota hai You can’t stop it I don’t know aap khud ka kaise bhool gaye ho Uss age me hormone ubaal kitna maarta hai How can you stop youngsters from courtship and dating ?

@BesuraTaansane @KanoongoPriyank @UdayMahurkar If her dance moves and expression looks flirtatious to you...then ur a pedo. Be better

No way !!! The parents must be taken to task for making a sweet little innocent girl dance to such suggestive moves ! This is effect of all the dirty reality dance shows cc @KanoongoPriyank @UdayMahurkar