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@EngrsMNL Naku ang daming foreigners na nagwowork sa mga local businesses na walang papers. Puro tourist visa lang. Tapos ung employer ayaw mag asikaso ng mga legal papers. Dapat pati sila may fine

dami diyan working remotely without permit

@capitalistheart @mimifp_ Mr. M sa Toni Talks soon! Hahaha

@mimifp_ wala bang curious sa feeling ni mr m? charot hahaha

Ano kayang nafifeel ni Laurenti Dyogi? Napanood ko interview niya with Karmina Constantino, sabi niya sugal talaga ang BINI kasi ABS-CBN lost their franchise… pero look at them now. Ang galing lang! Wala pang franchise yan!

@ebbandflowph Alam nila kung nasan ang clout ngayon kaya grabe ang paglabas ng articles. And the girls will benefit from this ng sobra sobra

I'm sorry THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER???

@MadridSana85798 @v01sual Sa live broadcast ni coachella, wala ka maririnig kasi they tend to mute the audience.

@v01sual Looks at the fancam may kumakanta rin noong tinapat ni maloi Yung mic sa audience , Filipinos pa kahit saan nandoon ang mga Pinoy Basta alam nila may representative sa mga event,GANUN ka support ang pinoy

kahit ako nagugulat ‘pag tinatapat mic sa crowd tapos wala ring kumakanta like that was you guys??? all this time???

@coupcheolito Napaka performative ng gobyerno. Masabi lang na may ginagawang trabaho.

may crisis sa bansa tapos ang itatarget nyo yung mga taong nana nahimik lang. wdym ifi-fine nyo yung taong naghahalo ng cement sa gilid ng bahay (at shirtless dahil napaka init) ?? make it make sense

@nicoquejano @AltStarMagic Ung portable pools bawal pero ung mga sasakyan pwede. One sided parking. Yes naman!

Again. Anti-Poor.

@mostlystacey Kung mapapnsin niyo ung born to win may ganyan din sila dun.

WHAT THE FUCK WHO THOUGHT ABOUT THIS PART!? JUSKOOOOO MYGODD ANG GANDA NG SET UP, ANG GANDA NG IDEA NG LIGHTNING ANG GANDA NG CHOREO BINI BLUSH ON SIGNALS #BINI_Blush #BINI_SignalsEP #BINI

@LaavvveettLuhh @thequeenanima Pero dba may finance issues din? Mga nawawalang funds?

@thequeenanima Hindi ko talaga matindihan bakit umalis sya noon sa abs at kasag sagan yon ng wla ng franchise ang abs. Then ang rason dahil ky dyogi? Pero bakit time na wla ng franchise?

Tignan: Tunog Floor wax na Starlet Center ng TV 5, sa pamumuno ni Mr.M ( na walang napasikat sa Sparkle btw) ilalampaso sa sahig ang Star Magic ng ABS-CBN at Sparkle ng GMA.

@markychaiwalla Belated happy birthday!

Finally back after 8 days. 😮‍💨

@MessMinchin3 Naalibadbaran ako sa veneers niya

Lol. Overrated nga eh. Same sila ni Drake von and jayden. Boring

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

@inHamood_like @macronikki Punyeta, pag nakita ko sa eastwood yan tatapunan ko ng tae ng pusa hahaha

@macronikki may afam-puhunan naman pala

Sarap sapatusin.

@heyrow Nasa iwant yata u ng tagalog dubbed film. Viewable in Ph lang

Nakakatawa sa Filipino dub ng Conclave nagtrim sila sa mahabang walking scene sa simula hahahuhuhu sana ma-upload somewhere itong Filipino dub huhuhu

Turn your image into this bold retro mascot! Created with nano banana 2 on @yapper_so Prompt: Create a clean, high-contrast vector mascot icon based only on the person in the reference photo, showing the head in 3/4 view facing right, with bold black outline and flat monochrome fills. Stylize all visible features exactly as they appear: replicate the real hairstyle (or baldness), facial hair (if any), glasses (only if any in photo), ear shape, eye shape, and head contour-do not invent or add elements not present in the photo. Use a wide, cartoon-style grin with square front teeth, large black irises with white triangle highlights, and a simple black mouth interior. The skin should be pure white, with no gradients or shading. Maintain thick outer lines, thinner interior details, and a minimal, logo-ready look inspired by rubber-hose cartoons and modern mascot art. Place the head on a solid gray (#5A5ASA) background with no neck, no body, and no extra elements. Use only black, white, and gray-no color, texture, shadow, or 3D effects.

@juniorrjf1 Good morning babe

Good morning

Create cinematic travel photos using Nano Banana 2 on google gemini app Prompt: "Ultra-realistic editorial travel concept. A wanderer with the same face as in the reference photo is sitting casually on a giant, hyper-realistic travel map of [CONTINENT], zoomed into [COUNTRY]. On the map, there are large 3D location pins marking destinations across [COUNTRY]. Behind him stretches a breathtaking, cinematic horizon of [COUNTRY], featuring iconic landmarks like [LANDMARK 1], [LANDMARK 2], and [LANDMARK 3], seamlessly blended into one visually stunning environment. The word “[COUNTRY NAME IN CAPS]” floats boldly in clean luxury travel typography across the sky. He is dressed in versatile streetwear suitable for any destination: cream cargo pants, a light pink hoodie, chunky sneakers, a crossbody bag, a cap, and carrying a Sony A7C II camera. Surrounding elements include playful sketches of airplanes, flight tickets, passport stamps, and subtle [COUNTRY-THEMED ELEMENTS] (like cultural patterns, textures, environment-specific elements). Shot on Sony A7C II, 35mm f/1.4 lens, ultra-shallow depth of field, razor-sharp focus on subject, creamy cinematic bokeh in background. High-end commercial lighting setup, soft diffused key light, subtle rim light outlining the subject, global illumination, HDR tone mapping, realistic light falloff, soft shadows. Hyper-detailed skin texture, realistic fabric folds, micro-details, physically accurate materials, 8K resolution, ultra high dynamic range. Professional color grading based on environment: Warm golden tones for deserts/tropical Cool blue tones for winter/mountains Neon tones for city/night scenes Kodak Portra 400 film look, soft contrast, rich highlights, clean whites, no overexposure. Rule of thirds composition, depth layering (foreground, midground, background), cinematic perspective, slight low-angle shot for dominance. Atmospheric depth with light haze, volumetric lighting, subtle particles in air, environment interaction (fog, snow, sand, rain depending on location). Vogue-style editorial photography, high-end travel magazine aesthetic, luxury advertisement quality, global campaign look. Ultra photorealistic, no CGI look, indistinguishable from real photograph, insanely realistic, trending on Instagram, cinematic masterpiece.

Gemini nano banana 2 Prompt : Create a 3:4 cinematic, atmospheric editorial portrait using the attached photo as the exact face and identity reference. A solitary man/woman stands alone in the middle of vast, wind-swept sage green grass fields. Tall grass surrounds the subject completely, flowing in strong currents like ocean waves, partially obscuring the body and creating motion,depth, and solitude. The subject wears a simple, loose white shirt that softly contrasts with the rich green landscape. Dark hair is slightly messy, with natural strands moving in the wind. The head is gently tilted downward, eyes cast toward the ground, conveying a quiet, introspective, melancholic mood. Expression is calm, distant, and emotionally restrained. Compose the frame slightly off-center, from a subtle elevated angle. No visible horizon, the frame is fully immersed in grass texture. Use a muted natural palette of sage green, deep olive, and soft off-white. Shoot vertical 3:4, telephoto perspective, shallow depth of field, cinematic framing. Film photography aesthetic with visible grain, soft edge falloff, atmospheric light, wind-driven motion blur in the grass. Quiet, poetic storytelling; ultra-detailed yet natural, magazine-cover editorial quality. No text, no watermark.

Paper craft style with nano banana pro edit 🍌 Prompt: Convert this image into a soft, handcrafted paper-cut layered illustration style, inspired by papercraft diorama aesthetics. Use smooth rounded shapes, simplified cute character proportions, and minimal facial details (dot eyes, blush cheeks) to create a warm, charming look. Apply stacked paper layers with visible depth, subtle shadows between layers, and clean cut edges that resemble laser-cut cardstock. Add a distinct white outer outline layer surrounding each main character, resembling a thick sticker border or white cut-paper backing, clearly separating the characters from the background. This white layer should feel like an intentional paper layer, not a glow. Use a pastel color palette with muted blues, greens, and warm neutrals, balanced and calming. Lighting should feel soft, diffused, and even, enhancing the dimensional paper layers without harsh contrast. Textures should appear matte and tactile, like thick art paper or craft foam. Overall mood: cozy, wholesome, gentle, and storybook-like, with a playful yet polished handcrafted feel suitable for modern illustration, children's books, or decorative art.

Prompt: convert this image into a soft, handcrafted paper-cut layered illustration style, inspired by papercraft diorama aesthetics. Use smooth rounded shapes, simplified cute character proportions, and minimal facial details (dot eyes, blush cheeks) to create a warm, charming look. Apply stacked paper layers with visible depth, subtle shadows between layers, and clean cut edges that resemble laser-cut cardstock.