Goon Curtis

@ShitpostGate I was compelled to create this: “So you are the greatest killer in modern Urath? OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”

@henrybadger19 I was compelled to create this: “So you are the greatest killer in modern Urath? OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”

He gets Cecil to build him a machine that turns him into the size of a cell and he just goes fucking ballistic on the cancer cells

@RealZego Yeah yeah the last of us or whatever

Literally a headcrab -Slenderman

I want to have SEX with a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN who is TALLER and OLDER than me and has a HUGE RACK and also LOVES ME! Then I’d do ANYTHING she asked of me! YES! THAT is all I’d want in life!💢💢💢

@Rukia1994443 Just comes to show the most oppressed group in society will always be bald men 😔

Plot twist: he was rejected because he showed up at closing time.

@matthewarnone_ @rinboz Why she cosplaying the guy from

Bride

I’m not sitting on that

@mobbleh “Furry” and “no fetishes” 😭🙏 oxymoron

how it feels to be a furry with no fetishes

@helldivers2 Well, we got silver and gold versions of the cape, but only silver version of the armor… Would a golden Helldiver stand out a little too much?

ANNIVERSARY COMMEMORATIVE CAPE To commemorate this anniversary, loyal defenders of Super Earth that logged in between Feb 1st 00:01 - 28th 23:59 CET will be awarded the Eye of Liberty Cape on March 2nd. Let the second anniversary of the Second Galactic War be witnessed by the Lidless Eye of Liberty, that ever-watchful orb which provides safety through its ceaseless surveillance.

@mst0fu Thanks Tofu! Had a lot of fun, but it’s just that I’ve been waiting for 5 days by now. I’m guessing you don’t have any fault in it, just bureaucratic process, but at the end of the day I still haven’t gotten those succulent credits, and I feel kinda insignificantly helpless.

@RandomMF_ESP It is not a scam. I will follow up for you again right now.

TRANSMISSION FROM SUPER EARTH Operations across Cyberstan are intensifying. Enemy forces continue to fortify their positions. Additional Helldivers are needed to support frontline efforts. Propaganda Commander @Maplewood_tv is recruiting volunteers on 15th February for combat readiness training ahead of deployment. Successful participants will be rewarded with Super Credits for their service and survival.

@helldivers2 @Maplewood_tv Hey, I played MsT0fu’s same challenge things, won, gave her my account ID, and have not gotten any super credits, even after telling her, she just told me to wait patiently. That was 4 days ago, and while I had fun, I do feel scammed. Is there anything I can do?

@Helldivers_NOW “Even in death, I still serve” ahh build

@helldivers2 @mst0fu Just joined in and finished the mission as Oriol_Curtis, got branded as a hero for being the only to extract. So much fun since I usually play solo! And I’m itching to see those credits on my account to buy siege breakers❤️❤️

TRANSMISSION FROM SUPER EARTH Cyberstan accelerates the war. Automaton resistance hardens. Reinforcements are required. Propaganda Commander @mst0fu is recruiting volunteers on 11 February for combat readiness training ahead of deployment. Successful participants will be rewarded with Super Credits for their service and survival.

@lporiginalg She doesn’t look polish to me

@artwonderx @ExtremeBlitz__ Not me

@ExtremeBlitz__ we all bleed red and we all cum white

henry5839201746 after ending racism with one tweet

@nyaieiri @wanderjegson This one is a little obvious, but I’d say it’s more “pattern recognition”

pattern recognition test

@basedbinkie @101ho_ After searching for a bit and realizing I might need instructions for shampoo, I have found the link to the wiki: familiarlands.wiki.gg/wiki/Main_Page Honestly it’s pretty nicely put and easy to navigate, I’ve been reading through it for a while and love it all ❤️

@basedbinkie @101ho_ Do you have any sort of public Drive folder or anything to see all of your art neatly? Because while I am more than willing to scroll through your whole profile just to get every image I can of Authority (he’s cool), it is a bit of a heavy task to do weekly.

Crushing is the weight of Authority