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Jakob Alexo

Jakob Alexo

@RandomnessAlexo

(he/him) with the shits.

New Jersey, USA Katılım Aralık 2014
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
Lemonade is the kid's alcohol.End of story.
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
@worldize ive never seen you drink water before. just red bull
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BODEGA PEPTIDES
BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnugga·
greek mythology was the first time i encounter the concept of fallible gods. growing up christian you’re told that god is all knowing all perfect yadda. the greeks were like nah they’re stupid and douchebags
Wally "Go" West "Young Man"@WallyWontDie

@thotzekage Man, I don’t know what it was but Greek mythology had me in a chokehold as a kid.

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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
@looksalotlikeme absolute banger - high school acting teacher showed it to us our sophomore year
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howdy bitch
howdy bitch@looksalotlikeme·
Has anyone on earth besides me ever watched a movie called Hamlet 2
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
@worldize all of your tweets are about how miserable you are
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lia@worldize·
I don’t give a fuck about Christopher Nolan
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
Pulling down my N-95 to take a hit off the J in the Apocalypse Weather
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
I like dating girls with fat dads because then you know she won’t have any expectations on your gym habits
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max k@Hyrulegeek04·
500 days of summer, is awful- it exists solely for the soundtrack which is maybe the best soundtrack of all time. The movie sucks. The soundtrack? Broooo
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Shams Charania@ShamsCharania·
Just in: Free agent Rui Hachimura has agreed to a two-year, $28 million deal to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.
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Boots Riley
Boots Riley@BootsRiley·
I saw where somebody said "I thought Boots Riley was queer" and I got proud cuz I knew that was cuz my fits have been KILLING IT.
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
AUUUUUSSSSSSTTTIIIIIIINNNNNN REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
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Anthony Lawson@esquireanthony1·
They started chanting Fuck LeBron on the subway
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Does the Backrooms have the game on?
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
i’m like if a man and woman had a baby
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Jakob Alexo@RandomnessAlexo·
Am I…ain’t shit?
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