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@DailyMirror Haha. That colour bar. 😂😂😂🤡

Met Office names four huge regions set for heatwave as temperatures surge to 33C - live updates #UKweather #UKheatwave mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/h…

@Channel4News Yeah well, lots of working people don’t like Rachel taxing them to death either, so there we go!

"Just because you’ve got a flag in your van and you scream at people in the street doesn’t make you a patriot." Chancellor Rachel Reeves tells Channel 4 News' Economics Editor Helia Ebrahimi that being a patriot is about "loving this country and treating other people with respect", after being heckled during a previous interview.

@BladeoftheS If every company does that, you’ll find the tesco workers still get priced out by the people whose companies can pay more. Cost of everything will just rise to meet the new disposable income levels. It’s called inflation.

Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit. British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit. Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit. It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

@tinyrowlet At home.

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

@TheRealJamieKay Meanwhile jacking up airport taxes to hit holiday makers in their wallets.

Rachel Reeves cutting VAT on family summer activities is exactly the kind of practical politics people want to see. Helping families afford days out, freezing fuel duty and easing pressure during the holidays instead of endless culture wars? More of this please.

@otokyo__ Anything he likes!

What would you name this dog?

@chefsevenn Eat it?

You just worked a 18 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

@KirstieMAllsopp Very few people will always NEED to rent once you remove affordability from the equation. Guess what a load of landlords flooding the sales market with properties does for affordability?

No, they will sell them to owner occupiers, then the people who need to rent will have fewer options. SOME PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS NEED TO RENT!

@KirstieMAllsopp They will sell them to NEW owner occupiers, who were formerly renters, therefore removing a renter from the rental market 😜

@tugce190333 Women.

Kadınlar regl, hamilelik, menopozla uğraşıyor, erkekler neyle uğraşıyor

@KirstieMAllsopp @InspM0r0s3 @wesstreeting @BBCr4today The only reason many can’t buy is because of prices being high. What happens in a market when there is a sudden surge in supply?

@InspM0r0s3 @wesstreeting @BBCr4today But they wouldn’t be available to rent, and that is the point, not everyone can, or wants to, buy qwhatever the purchase price.

Surprise, surprise @wesstreeting is on @BBCr4today bashing landlords. I’ve got news for you mate, we can’t have a “productive nation” without people having homes, so if you want to tax Landlords to hell, I’d build some alternative accommodation first ‘cos you’re going to need it.

@KirstieMAllsopp @wesstreeting @BBCr4today Will the landlords just up sticks and dismantle the homes? 🤡

@KobeissiLetter Source?

EXPECTED TERMS IN "FINAL DRAFT" OF US-IRAN AGREEMENT: 1. Immediate and comprehensive ceasefire on all fronts 2. All parties mutually agree to refrain from targeting infrastructure 3. Freedom of navigation in the Persian Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz is guaranteed under a "joint monitoring mechanism" 4. Sanctions will be "gradually lifted" in exchange for Iran's compliance with the terms of the deal 5. Negotiations on outstanding issues will begin within a maximum of 7 days 6. Iran's President Pezeshkian is leading efforts to restrain the IRGC from overstepping on political and diplomatic policy-making The agreement is expected to be announced within the next "few hours." Turn on our post notifications @KobeissiLetter, we will be bringing it to you first. Pakistani officials are reportedly brokering the deal.

@KobeissiLetter Source?

BREAKING: US oil prices collapse below $96/barrel on reports that the US and Iran are nearing an agreement brokered by Pakistan. The agreement is expected to establish a "joint monitoring mechanism" in the Strait of Hormuz. Full outline of the expected terms included below.

@SkyNews Talk about fiddling whilst Rome burns! 🤡

BREAKING: The chancellor has announced a temporary cut to VAT on attractions including zoos, theme parks and cinemas. Rachel Reeves: 'What matters for families is not just getting by, but being able to enjoy time together without worrying about the next bill.'

@ShabanaMahmood But what are the numbers behind this figure? Immigration rates of low skill migrants can still rise and net migration still fall if even more skilled and high earning people are leaving?

Net migration down 82%. Net migration is now at 171,000, down from a high of 944,000 under the Conservatives. This Government is restoring order and control to our borders.

@owenjonesjourno Not tough enough. But it will be, in time!

Labour is introducing one of the harshest asylum systems in Europe. Andy Burnham has signed up to it.

@RachelReevesMP Like fuck you do. Call a general election now!

Growth higher than forecast, borrowing down, and now inflation falling further than expected. This Labour government has the right economic plan.

@JeremyVineOn5 Yes. The benefits system only functions based on an element of trust. Those who betray that trust need to be made an example of in the harshest terms. The alternative is that eventually the system will become politically (and financially) unsustainable, and all will suffer.

Should all benefit cheats be jailed? A woman who said she was housebound has been caught out after she was photographed running a 10k. Helen Green claimed 25,000 pounds in benefits, and now she's been jailed for seven months. What do you think?

@catherine_6907 If that was my son, those guys would be getting a good hiding!

Proper good old fashioned British sense of humour.. fucking love it!!🤣🤣