RandySavage

Learning Spanish. COOOMO EST-ASSS? YEE-AH.

Late to work b/c the MACH had to give a little excitement to the convenient store clerk after she tried to sell Macho on SlimJim 2 for $1

Before Redbull, there was just MACHOMAN - http://s7y.us/dij

I'm always jittery! http://s7y.us/dik

→_→ You got a Problem Panda??? ( http://tinyurl.com/ysw4ug )

@nitweet sounds like a payperview. Call me if you want a headliner.

@tmgstudio the Mach apologizes for the lack of beef at taco bell. I was hungry, slimjims couldn't sustain my insano appetite.

@jrmoore13 julie Moore needs to take a suave dude who can suplex a Panda bear.

I'm so down with social medias I'm going to explode into a Tee-SUENAMI OF AWESOMENESS. RETWEET OhhhYeeaaah to your friends NOW.