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Past and present Man City stars have attended the parade 🫡🩵

@thekingisgone01 @BBCMOTD Red agenda

@BBCMOTD But De Bruyne's assist was denied. Make it make sense

Was Bruno Fernandes' record-breaking assist an own goal? 🤔

@StevenMcinerney @lukestanley03 People pay good money for this 🤣

@lukestanley03 Genuinely don't know how people enjoy this. It's so so uncomfortable 🫠

The weather tried it’s best to get Pep to stay. 32 degrees 🤣🤣🤣

Arsenals title win is so irrelevant they don’t feature in the top 10 @SkySports news articles loooool

@StevenMcinerney @PepTeam That is absolutely superb 👏

🎥 Once a blue, always a blue | Thank you, @PepTeam A deeply personal tribute to living through ten years of Pep Guardiola 🩵

The greatest.

Ten years that will live forever. Thank you for everything, Pep 🩵

🗣️ A former City staff member on the 2018 Premier League title win: “Even though Pep wanted all these records we’d still go out. He’d be like ‘Right, Sunday, we’ve got a game but Monday, Tuesday we’ll go out’. It was every week. By the time we got to the actual parade my missus was like: ‘You can’t go out again, it’s getting beyond a joke! You’re out all the time.’ I’m like: ‘But Pep’s asking me to’. Anyway, we’re in the canteen having a few beers before we got on the parade bus and Pep says ‘Are you out tonight?’ I say: ‘I can’t. I think I’ll be left homeless if I go.’ So Pep goes: ‘Well, stay at my apartment if you want.’ 'I can’t Pep, it’s my missus.’ ‘You want me to ring her? Come on, ring your missus.’ Everyone was around us. My missus answered. ‘Hello, this is Pep.’ She says: ‘Who?’ ‘It’s Pep Guardiola.’ She’s gone: ‘All right, yeah, go on?’ ‘Listen, I know we’ve been out a lot recently but we’ve just won the Premier League. I’ll have him home by 2AM.’ My missus just replies, ‘One’ and hits the red button. Everyone’s there howling...” [via @TelegraphDucker]

@Ticketmancity 🤣🤣🤣

Pair in 309 for sunday. £65 each Selling together as a pair Memberships needed Thats plural 2 matchday memberships. The paid for ones. One for each tickets Not 2 free memberships Not 2 expired memberships Not 2 memberships for Costco Not 1 membership to get 2 tickets Not "ill message my mate and get his" Yeh im losing it

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

🏆 John Stones 🏆

🚨 Arsenal are set to hold their Premier League trophy parade on Sunday 31st May day after the Champions League final against PSG. Meaning a large % of their hardcore fans will miss out on this due to still being in Budapest You can tell they are not used to trophy parades… Nightmare! 🤯

Meanwhile, in London 😅

Thats not any rapper that MC fucking Devvo.

@bradrea_ @LiamCameronbox What a class act 👏

Absolutely pleasure to share the ring with this man. @LiamCameronbox is one of life’s good ones and deserves nothing but the best for him and his family. Respect isn’t the word 👊🏻🩵

Walked out of the etihad after watching city thump Brentford straight into co-op live to watch @bradrea_ wallop Cameron. Get in 🥊 🔥

@FootballCreatio Yes

Any City fans interested in this? Large.

This was given as a goal this season btw. Shock. #AVFC

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown. Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.