Rap Like Lil Wayne

My report card smokes weed, call that a high grade!

Locked inside of a Hooters, call that a Booby Trap.

Sprinkle cheddar on her tits, call it Cheese Nips.

Went for a run with Eminem, call that an 8 Mile!

Two Mexicans playing basketball, call it Juan on Juan!

A hippo calls you fat, call that Hippo-Critical!

Found a penny in a shoe, call that a Penny Loafer.

Chopping trees at 7AM, call that Morning Wood!

Threw a novel at her head, call that a Facebook!

I'm a savage for this vine.co/v/OVQ5HMAaBbi

waking up early, you can call that an early morning!

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it Breaking News!

Leave her pussy Microsoft like Windows Vista

Magic Johnson started a band, call that Band-Aids.

The all time TD leader, call him Peyton Manning!

Dude sleeping with some Jordan's on, call him Jay-Z!

Black dude with dreads walking through puddles, call that a Lil Rain!

Only one arrow on my compass, call that One Direction!

Throw a cat out a window, call it Kitty Litter!

Wearing Toms in my truck, call that a Tom Ford!