yung & wild & vaccinated

How do u politely decline a wedding invite on account of I've met u twice irl?

Should I point out when someone uses a word incorrectly or does that make people hate u generally?

The Gucci marmont belt will always reign supreme I will not accept any Gucci marmont slander.

Just hire me to curate the vibe.

Six-letter words are better than five-letter words.

QR codes have really made a comeback with zero effort.

Ready for the SuperBowl of advertising!! Otherwise known as the SuperBowl.

People are really surprised women aren't having kids anymore but the men on this earth literally make podcasts about how much they hate us.

I lived it: dating a guy who loved Joe Rogan.

Sometimes I randomly get sad because I will never know all the words.

Do you have to dress like a fucking loser to go skiing?

Took up skiing again and all of a sudden I'm in with the white folk at work.

I gotta tweet from a burner phone.

No words just me.

Not that I want to be. It's just a miracle that it has evaded me.

I know too many famous people to not be famous myself??

People who live in glass houses shouldn't post on Instagram.

Dying to go back to the office so people can commit microagressions TO MY FACE.

I'm not tryna pay $200 to dine on rickety IKEA chairs.

Can any man pls explain bitcoin to me?