Rashed Doha

Are you a computer scientist? - No Then what do you do at a software firm? - I am an addict. I get paid to indulge in my habit.

@OfficerMofiz Desperately attention seeking tweet sent, my work for the day is done 🫡

@RashedDoha Weird flex but ok

Me: Can I have a new job please? God: Sorry, but here are a dozen matches on bumble and two marriage proposals on Facebook. Me: Any job would… God: And your ex now wants you back Me: Great, so about that job…

@OfficerMofiz Yess we will we will. We’re already planning the honeymoon so it is on lol

@RashedDoha Congratulations! Will we hear wedding bells soon? 😏

Just had the best date in a long time!

Oh no Elon took my blue check mark away. Give it back!

This Elon Musk meltdown was not on my Christmas wishlist but somehow Santa always knows what the heart truly desires

o you’re saying abolish H1-B? Sorry my reading comprehension is a bit rusty @elonmusk

@pritomtanvir H1B is a system designed to be taken advantage of by corporations. Abolish it and only give out PRs to exceptional people. Not just some random Indian who won a lottery.

@RashedDoha Then what?

Abolish the H1B visa

This Indian and Elon slander on X has me laughing so hard it hurts 😂😂😂 Boy are we screwed 😭😭😭

This second Trump presidency is going to be one helluva disaster lol and I’m totally here for it

I have a nose like a bloodhound, I swear. I can sense things from miles and miles.

If life has taught me anything it’s that it’s alright if I’m not loved back by someone I admire. It doesn’t change my perception of myself. I know who I am.

Ti’s the season to be jolly, Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la 🎄 #Xmas2023

Waiting for her to text me like

If loving women that don’t love me back was a sport…

🚩 RED FLAGS IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 🚩 -uses macOS -uses ChatGPT -drinks pour over coffee -can't reverse a linked list -uses more than 1 monitor -tries new languages for "fun" -doesn't push to prod on friday (live a little?) -works on side projects outside of work -actually does the mega backdoor Roth IRA -builds mechanical keyboards (zero personality) -makes less than 500k (borderline homeless) -owns a mouse (use vim?) -needs code reviews before merging (have some confidence) -hobbies include "rock climbing" (grow up) -uses languages with garbage collection (pick up after yourself?) -actually reads documentation (i just threw up in my mouth a little)

@MauMustaree Wow congratulations!! 🎊🎉

The King has returned

Good Morning folks! ☀️