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@realDonaldTrump Thanks dad!

Good Morning, Have A Great Day!

@HotelTonight @HotelTonightCX Can I get the same deal in the ad or something similar?

@Rasskickin @HotelTonightCX Thanks for flagging this - we will pass to our ad team to review. In the meantime, can we assist in helping you book this specific hotel or something similar?

.@HotelTonight @HotelTonightCX tried booking this and couldn't find the price on the app. What kind of advertising is this? 🤔

I haven't tweeted in a while so here's an update on my life: A) Binge watched The Office B) Stayed employed C) See answer A

@MollyH_PhD Doctor Molly H? I guess I can get used to seeing that, haha congratulations!!! Super happy for you!

Life tip: don't grow up, adult bars are more expensive than college bars

Does anyone genuinely pronounce tomato: (ta-mah-toe)?

@qdoba @bmattlife @ChipotleTweets Can I get some love back? Bring your queso to Columbia

@qdoba @bmattlife @ChipotleTweets Qdoba is bae Come to Columbia, MO Queso all the way

@bmattlife @ChipotleTweets They don't have @qdoba in Columbia, MO. Maybe If they did id be writing them haikus

@ChipotleTweets Love you burrito You're the chip to my otle You're worth double meat

@Kylethegiggles What

Consciousness is just a break in between naps

T-minus 12 hours until my last final ever

I dont know how I feel about breakfast food anymore, you could say I'm eggnostic

Today my laptop charging port came out and then sparked when I put it back in. Luckily my laptop still lives another day, but I'm on my way to buy a flash drive