She Ratchet ™

You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success. Act like it

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies

do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same

before running: AW YEAH LETS DO THIS During running: i hate my life my legs hurt & i can't breathe & i have 2 miles to go & this song sucks

When the pizza guy arrives

Thank God Mondays only happen once a week.

Sad but true...

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you're still burning somewhere inside me

USA 2 PORTUGAL 1!!!!

Jermaine Jones (USA) Goal Vs Portugal. vine.co/v/MTlmlU17mhV

USA! USA! USA!

I hate that feeling..

It's hot. I don't blame him.

Me: "I wanna go on a diet.” Food: "LOL! No.

Dear time, more weekend please.

Peter Griffin for you