ratrick REAL
1.4K posts




@RatrickReal Dress up as a female rabbit and live with him for a couple of years, lulling him into a false sense of security. Then when he’s asleep one night, I would grab a metal baseball bat and finish the job. (I gotta make sure I do the second part during wabbit season tho)
English

@coolbatsgamin you finish building the cage and realized you build a cage around yourself
English

@RatrickReal Twap da wabbit in a glue-covered hole with cawwots at the bottom as a lure. Two options from there, capture da wabbit, or call in an orbital stwike on its location
English


@xalicos the wabbit has enough carrots... it doesnt need yours....
English

@RatrickReal i’d dig a tunnel lowkey and then paint a sign that says “Wabbit’s FREE carrot buffet.” and well… wait for that idiot wabbit to come in THINK ABOUT IT
English













