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Red dirt and my best mate. Painting by - @neapoliyote For @BudaLope

albo delivers most useless address of all time, scares entire nation shitless for no reason

That Address to Nation could’ve been a text.

A national address needs a national leader and a clear set of actions, this one had Albanese and a series of empty phrases workshopped through focus groups. What an empty man he is and what a hollow government.

Moral nationwide is at a crazy low and this is our leader's attempt to address our issues. Actually embarrassing.

it's really wild living through Hitler 2.0 within a country that is on Hitler 2.0's side

Working on all of them btw (except good friday)

Hi Australian trans people if you live away from home and can, please don't lie on the census. As tempting as it might be to do otherwise, say you are trans. The data is deidentified and this is the first opportunity to really find out how queer this country is.

@G_Freeman77 @CrazyWeeMonkey Yeah yeah keep soaking it mormo

@Ratt_Ladd @CrazyWeeMonkey The vice president of the United States, elected by conservatives, has an Indian wife. When is the last time you talked to an actual person outside?

the conservative strategy of just lying

@G_Freeman77 @CrazyWeeMonkey I'd call you a spud but they conduct electricity. You evidently don't have anything of the sort.

@Ratt_Ladd @CrazyWeeMonkey How's that social media induced psychosis treating you?

@G_Freeman77 @CrazyWeeMonkey Conservatives barely tolerate humans with dark skin. Let alone extraterrestrial life?

@Ratt_Ladd @CrazyWeeMonkey His mate is literally named after Rocky's girlfriend from the Rocky movies. Do you guys have psychosis or something?

@CRXSSF4DE @worst_egirl en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymoron

@worst_egirl nobody drives in melbourne anymore, there's too much traffic

fuck it, make the entire cbd car free. not a single person has ever enjoyed driving there anyway.

@shockmouths @worst_egirl Getting yanks in the car and pulling one of these just to fuck with them

@worst_egirl This alone should have had melbournes driving privileges revoked

@sunderedseas So glad i helped them out omfg

i like thinking about hansry stopping by bozhena’s hut again on the way back to rattay

Its not a good thing hearing that dezi freeman was shot dead, just to hear things like "we strongly believe he was armed" from the police. Sets a rough precident from our police force.

XVI. 21/01/1793

.@forskinquotes

No it just stops my hands from shaking

@Ravenismeee Obv @DisgruntledDoe

Gun to your head name a fish