Joshua's head is in the cloud

So you want to get into CyberSecurity? I get asked this question almost every day. Here's the path I took. Please note, there is not one path to your journey in CyberSecurity and there is work involved. Experience is as important as education and one method is best.

@Cthulhu_Answers Black Sabbath Friday. “Shoppers gathered round in MASSESSSSSS”

#PaulTyson - Did it for the views. Terrible fight

4k stream? lol #TysonPaul

Dudes, Fix this plz. #NetflixFight

@Cthulhu_Answers @defcon Sounds like a vibe.

Tell me you’ve never been to @Defcon and have no friends without saying you’re a lonely coward.

@Maekshyft Linda, listen

@RavenHacks Lmao listen, I can’t help the fact that I’ve been obliterated with information and learning since having gotten in! But I am mentoring people still!!

Man, I’ve been absent on here lately! How’s everyone holding up?! Btw, I’m still doin security things haha 😂 just so busy with them that I’m not on here as much as I would love to. Miss you all and don’t hate me for being MIA. ❤️

@Maekshyft Remember when you were trying to break into the industry? Podcasts, blogs, support. Now the big man has made it and he's MIA. ;)

@RavenHacks Asshat 😜

@seclilc Are the coconuts donned by African or European swallows?

Which has a worse reward-to-effort ratio? Coconuts or pomegranates

@gabsmashh Lucky it wasn't a Splunk tatty.

that is commitment

@LilMzMuffinCup Unafraid

Unbothered

It feels like forever since I did anything remotely related to Cybersecurity. I think the last hacky shit I did was program amiibo on my F0 so I can get all the goods on ToTK.

@Cthulhu_Answers Put that away. We all know that cat shit loves tentacle porn.

Thank you Black Hat for the great turnout for my talk. I hope it was educational.

@4n6lady I love K-country! My wife and I are in Banff right now. You should totally make the day trip!

Epic. Just epic. Location: Tent Ridge trail, Kananaskis County, Alberta.

@BrotherAlameen1 @Cthulhu_Answers @ProjHastings @UK_Daniel_Card What the fuck even?

@Cthulhu_Answers @ProjHastings @UK_Daniel_Card I've used some of the rituals in it to seduce a girl once and it worked as well, reading the book itself made me as evil as I never would've thought, but I'm just lucky that Jesus' saved me out of the trap I put myself in. He can save you too.

Knob alert

@Cthulhu_Answers I'm guessing Data and Cat's brains are so fried that their blood type is Meth. This entire series of events between Cthulhu, CatInTheHat (Or whatever his face is), and JData1 will end poorly. This stuff never ends well.

Saying you have a DoD SAM ID and CAGE Code to reflect some sort of federal authority in order to intimidate someone’s employer to fire them is probably illegal or something. Are all of Jonathan’s friends mentally ill and/or stupid? Appears so.

@Cthulhu_Answers Will the real @Cthulhu_Answers syndicate please stand up?

Um Cthulhu isn’t real.

@Cthulhu_Answers Y'all digging deep and I'm here for it.

COVID is a hoax but let’s take out PPP loans and not pay them back.

@CalebBMcMurtrey Hola. Es your boy, El Stupido

So, wait… Who will be the Infosec-twitter villain now?

@Cthulhu_Answers But, like, where do the MAC addresses fit? 😂