Raven Rots

i’m built like this and ontologically evil who want me

@4ngelicjas clean, earwax tastes super funky but it’s also kinda unavoidable

do ppl who like lickin ears like the earwax or like clean ears

@HRTypewriter lmao maybe if ur good

@HRTypewriter girl how small is ur mouth?

Spent my 5-9 rotting at my computer, ate a frozen pizza, spilt orange juice on my mousepad, bless my chud life

@CyberSaintess i’m going to eat you i think

when a vampire tells you to follow them into a dark alley you shut up and LISTEN

apparently i give off 5’8” energy…

advice to the younger generation: skip the degree. recruit 5-10 horrible bastards. become brigands.

i’m sorry but every trans man i’ve ever met lives in blue creek apartments, silent hill and i think that’s cool

@victryena microbe

hello????? im 5'7"!!!!

@CyberSaintess fuck that

Sometimes, you just have to acknowledge the urge to crash out on a weekday evening , and let it drift off like a lotus petal down a burbling stream

@dawnmanana how dare you come into my replies and be funnier than me

@RavenRots not strictly true, if transvertebral procedures encompass not only entirely boneless individuals but also individuals solely lacking a spinal column, then all conservatives count as well

i’m excited to announce that my surgery to have all of my bones removed has been approved! i will be the worlds first transvertebrate!

@femgirled that’s a lot cuter than what i had in mind but sure!

@RavenRots woah now you will really be like a plushie

@birdmoder ahhh carpobrotus, so pretty but so damaging

And just on little bit further south

i often wonder if i have good intuition or just make a lot of self fulfilling prophecies and this question becomes more pressing the more my brain starts prophesizing doom

the closet mirror is a real quantum leap in narcissism technology

come on man it’s too early

@P_U_R_E_2000 come chill in the moss with my shwimps

@RavenRots I could live here

hello everyone pls appreciate this dainty little plant that grows in my kitchen swamp