Timmy

If you don’t invest in #stonks / #crypto, what is going to be your Walmart greeting when you are 80? 🥴

🚨 BREAKING: A new Silent Hill movie has been announced… the first look is absolutely terrifying.

Y’all are some geniuses

art the clown arrives at the 2026 met gala

Andy sobre a segunda temporada de WTD: “É a era da Depressão, não terá o clichê das crianças que vivem no subúrbio, andam de bicicleta e, de repente, uma delas desaparece, não tem nada a ver com isto. Isto é em 1935. É uma situação muito difícil. Estão a lutar para sobreviver."

Police: Sit on that chair, we're going to interrogate you. My lawyer: *Whispering* Deny everything. Me: That isn't a chair! My lawyer:

Orphan: How many days do we have in a year Me: 363 Orphan: Why not 365? Me: Because you don't have Father's and Mother's Day Orphan:

we know you've been waiting for this one. #ScaryMovie is only in theatres June 5.

Boos: the starting salary is $4000, later $7000 Me: I will start later then Boss:

Boss: Why weren't you picking up my calls? Me: I'm at a funeral Boss: Who died? Me: My interest in working for your company Boss:

@OfficialJoel4_ No it begins with an N and ends with a G

No words begins with O and end with O Prove me wrong!!

@1realFormula You didn’t take crypto off the table so… easy option!

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

Why aren’t you following fatfilmsparody yet? 🤣

Teacher: You can't sleep in my class !! Me: I could if you just lower your voice a little. Teacher:

Teacher: Why do humans have different blood groups? Me: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours. Teacher:

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

Too real

Me: You're very beautiful, the one marrying you will be lucky Her: Awwn, thanks! Me: What's your name? Her: Sofia, what about you Me: Lucky Her: