Mr. 2Mazza

@BarstoolReags Grant Hill was hurting

WE ALMOST LOST BILL RAFTERY

@MySportsUpdate @DanielOyefusi Oh ok so a normal thing that happens. Let’s talk about this for a couple weeks though

The #Browns have decided they were not comfortable with DE AJ Epenesa’s physical and will not sign him to the one-year contract they agreed to, per @DanielOyefusi. Epenesa is back on the free agent market.

Rock Chalk, Gary Woodland 🔥

@chyeaok Mf started pinning reta

Is JD Vance much skinnier now or am I crazy? Did the memes get to him

@BoilerBall Refs not dickriding and yall lost by double digits eh

Final. Boilers finish 31-9.

@PFF_Nicky It’s beyond obvious

Kid fucking sucks they’ll be arguing if the Giants should draft his replacement this time next year

@BirdddTootle And it’ll be just beautiful

Boy that Maye Regression gonna hit them so hard

No Super Bowl appearances in their lifetime sadly means this true 💔

BREAKING: Joe Rogan says that he wants nothing to do with MAGA because it’s become a movement of dorks and weirdos

@TageForHart Week 1 victory is the best thing that has happened in franchise history 😭

This was a LEGENDARY day on Twitter for Bills fans. Top 5 for sure, Ravens fans were talking ALL off season after we bounced them lol #BillsMafia #RavensFlock

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night. “I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

KOA PEAT FOR THREE

@jonas_shaffer This is probably true because he had nothing to do with Joe becoming the Human Torch in January and holding off another almost blown lead in the Super Bowl. Got that one in spite of buddy

John Harbaugh on the 2025 Ravens: "I took a lot of pride in what we did. I took a lot of pride in this season. Honestly, as a coaching staff, it might've been our best job this year coaching this team. I thought we did a great job. But it wasn't good enough ..."

@CBKReport Shanghai 🔜

TKR has been absolutely shameless all game

@JamieKennedy @PrimeVideo *a nigga who already did it asking why he can’t do it

If DRUSKI can do it then why can’t I? From my old series KENNEDY’s KOURT on @primevideo . It’s like JURY DITY but reverse. watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=amz…

@iam_johnw And they were calling it

TKR flopping and doing hook and holds every possession lmao

@MarchMadnessMBB @BoilerBall Zebras came in clutch 😎

(2) PURDUE ROLLS ON 🚂 The Boilermakers win a THRILLER against (11) Texas 79-77 and advance to the Elite 8 🔥 #MarchMadness

Jim Jackson please stfu nigga‼️

@Bri_talksPats Flukiest run and it’ll be fun to watch Pats fans come to terms with that in the coming years

They were the 85 Bears until Maye beat them and then it was all CJ Stroud’s fault

Even the commentators just absolutely dickriding Purdue. Disgusting work