With my 500th tweet I'd like to say... FUCK YOU JURASSIC WORLD WITH YOUR INSINUATION THAT DINOSAURS COULD EVER FIGHT ON THE SIDE OF GOOD.
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Ray Arnold
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Ray Arnold
@RayArnoldsAlive
Left for dead on a dinosaur filled island. Have only one arm. Just now discovered the internet. Come and rescue me, dammit! Also, hold on to your butts.
Isla Nublar Katılım Nisan 2013
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"RT @jenyamato: The park is open. And it's full of white people."
No shit. Look what happened to the last black guy who was there.
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Then again. Maybe I'm dead. Cause my idea of hell is definitely some hacker crap stranding me on a deadly dino island without my cigarettes.
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JURASSIC WORLD IS A LIE! There ain't shit on this island but me and dinosaurs and no cigarettes.
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I held on to my butts, and look where it got me. Nowhere. Makes me rethink my whole life philosophy.
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#WeCanLandOnACometButWeCant rescue me from an island, which is absolute horse shit.
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Remember, most of the danger everyone was in was because Grant got out of the Jeep.
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Happy Halloween from everyone at Jurassic Park which is just me because everyone abandoned me, those mother fuckers.
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"@DonCrussell: Hold On 2: Your Butts"
I'd slow clap, if I had two hands to be able to clap.
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For Halloween, I think I'll go as someone with no interest in murdering dinosaurs, which is the perfect disguise to murder dinosaurs.
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Yes, I lost an arm and was left for dead.
But JURASSIC PARK let me smoke at my desk, so it's still the best job ever.
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It's not that you have butts, plural, but that you all as a collective have several butts amongst yourselves.
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If dinosaurs turn into birds, how come none of them have flown away and left me the hell alone?
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JURASSIC PARK didn't have gorillas, so it was never gonna be better than the San Diego Zoo.
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Why even breed raptors if the guests can't even see them. "Look at those trees move as we lower a cow. Isn't that cool?" Idiots.
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I got 99 problems, but a right arm ain't one.
Not having a right arm is, however, one of my 99 problems.
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Whenever I fight the T-Rex, it's a battle of one arm vs. two very, very tiny ones.
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