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@realarmaansidhu @FrenlyOfficer You’re not ensouled

"Combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic boarding a flight from LAX to Hawaii and you can teleport from the tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu." Funniest framing of federal aviation jurisdiction I've seen in months, and it captures something most people don't know. Once a commercial flight crosses 12 nautical miles offshore, you are no longer in any state. You are in federal airspace, which means federal law applies, and the FBI has primary jurisdiction over any incident that happens onboard. That's why the airlines are suddenly insufferable about it. Air rage cases hit a record high during the pandemic and stayed elevated. The FAA has handed out over $14 million in fines in the last three years. Federal charges for interfering with a flight crew can carry up to 20 years in prison and lifetime FAA no-fly status. Drunk-and-disorderly on the ground is a misdemeanor. Drunk-and-disorderly at 35,000 feet is a federal felony. Mixing benzodiazepines and alcohol before a 5-hour overwater leg is a particularly bad combination. Both are central nervous system depressants. Stack them and a person who'd be merely sloppy on the ground becomes blackout, unpredictable, sometimes violent, in a sealed metal tube with nowhere for anyone to go. The joke is not really a joke. It's a public service announcement disguised as a tweet. The federal cell in Honolulu is a real place. Plenty of people have woken up there. Stay sober until you land.

Did you know that if you combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic while boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Hawaii you can instantly teleport from your seat on the LAX tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu?

@rebirthcanal Sorry I fell in love

you're supposed to fuck once and then just kinda become sisters

Sucker for a galloping rhythm

@ryandpetersen There’s a type of Arab man whose kindness and fatherliness can translate like that to the homos

Gay guys always think their deli man wants to fuck them

@GracefulBanana2 @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 And I’m sorry for popping off a bit you get a pass for saying stupid things for a few more years ❤️

@RayFines @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 😶‍🌫️

i hate a gay with porn brain 😭😭 they be overly freaked out like bro chill outttt

@GracefulBanana2 @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 Lmaoo

@RayFines @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 WAIT is that you in ur pinned nvm ignore everything i said

@GracefulBanana2 @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 It can go too far g you have to be careful giving conservatives an inch, they’ll take a mile. You’re young just be safe don’t trust older guys and don’t judge others for their kinks ‼️😤

@RayFines @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 Okay mb but I’m just confused because you’re acting as if puritanism is like a negative thing and I don’t see why

@GracefulBanana2 @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 Nowhere did I advocate for promiscuous behavior. I like to be upfront about what I like with those I hookup with and indulge when I can. Pls don’t conflate shit or put words in my mouth this has nothing to do with public displays of hardcore gay sex

@RayFines @_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 Promiscuous behavior and just all the extreme sex stuff is just gross it is an innate reaction not political😭and its crazy people try to frame it as liberation or protest or something

@manic_posting Yeah because of the Xanax

this is how i start acting when im suicidal

@_Jaguar_J @afnaf69 The fuck you get predator from get your mind out the gutter

@RayFines @afnaf69 No middle ground between puritan and sexual predator?🤨

@fwdaniels Women won’t admit it but as a gay it feels good to please a man. We don’t get pleasure sensations in the mouth

i’m curious. from a woman’s pov how does giving blowjob feel.

@ryandpetersen Oh sorry let me sublimate my unrequited love into a masterpiece real quick!!

Sensitive gays used to sublimate their unrequited love into masterpieces…now they just vague post about their bi curious gym crush

@theskitzo_ I do not fw on sight nobody asked

he reminded us last year what it was

@Mother3Kumatora @loveandlightok OP is saying LPSG is problematic because its threads of people thirsting on locals. But I thought it was just pornstars / OF creators ‼️

@RayFines @loveandlightok Everyone there acts like Redditors while they pirate of content/ nudes of people in the past

literally just lpsg

@Mother3Kumatora @loveandlightok So what’s all the pearl clutching about

@RayFines @loveandlightok It’s Reddit but for that

@dhaRkive @plasticgypsy Okay but this one is?

@neverletgoh0lic @plasticgypsy Not all self produced albums are good

"the way prince didn't need 100 dancers and a horror plot... oh fadChael ur over 🤭"

@AbbasBiHimself Where rachel

The amount of dl Pakistani accounts coming out from the U.K. (specifically England) on Twitter is truly wild. 😭 Is every Pakistani man there dl?

@holly4brav0 They’re just wayyy too rich now for it to be the same. It’s entertaining in a diff way but yea

@RayFines i grieve for how good this show used to be.

reminds me of when Kim, Khloe and Kourtney went to Japan and Kim was SO MAD at their outfits 😭