Ray Kump

This Is How I Fixed My Tooth When I Was Broke

@maxwellmossad Fair

@RayKump Oh I must have not caught the end, too busy goonmaxxing to jooish porn

YOU’RE GOING TO IRAN Full Episode on YouTube

@maxwellmossad I did, but I think it was towards the end of an episode a couple weeks ago.

@RayKump Ok good daddy. You never addressed the elephant in the room on your podcasts. I thought she had joined the IDF

@maxwellmossad She got a new job, and she has some other projects she wants to work on. She Did NOT leave to fight in Iran. Anyone saying that is a liar.

@RayKump Uncle Ray what happened to Lucy?

IMAX is for hacks.

Fractional-er Reserve Banking

Did he go on Theo Vons Podcast?

@biglimes Nah, I guess that counts, I didn’t like research this point or anything.

@RayKump Oh yeah, you're right, my mistake. Idk why my brain read that and went to remake. To answer your question, no, 99 percent ass. Roseanne was doing well ratings wise but then they killed off the title character so I doubt that would count.

There hasn’t been a single revival tv show that has been good. Most of them are embarrassing. Why would you want a new Buffy? You’ll say you want to spend more time in that world, but that world dies the moment you try to go back. To quote a man dying of A.I.D.S., “It’s terrible”

@nemiphil Holy shit…that hits close to home

@RayKump Crap you're right...but now I'm wondering what Larry Appleton & Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers have been up to

@zackiejoe @FabrizioArtist @RealEmirHan My favorite part of the Jack Reacher books is when he tells the guy that his wife got raped because he was 5’7, so he did that Gattaca shit to his legs, and now nobody can rapes his wife’, cause gems 6’5 now, even though they still try all the time.

@FabrizioArtist @RealEmirHan For THAT character, yes. A thousand times, yes.

Jack Reacher director blames himself for killing the franchise “I don’t blame Tom for not being six-two like Lee Child’s Reacher. I blame myself for thinking audiences wanted a mash-up of Jack Reacher and Paper Moon. When in fact they wanted more red meat”

@biglimes A revival means when you bring the same people back, for a continuation of the story, even though they often use it to cloak a soft reboot with younger characters. Remakes are when you just make a whole new thing, usually dog shit, but they can occasionally be good or great.

@RayKump One is a courtroom drama, the other is a mystery drama with legal elements. When does a revival drift too far from source material so as not to be considered a revival?

@FountainTyler Yeah, Christ wasn’t bad.

@RayKump The revival of Christ was spectacular

@biglimes Thats not a revival, it’s like not even the same genre of show.

@RayKump Perry Mason was great. Two great seasons and gone.

@nemiphil That’s a remake, not a revival.

@RayKump Battlestar Galactica 2003 > Battlestar Galactica 1978

@Quetzacoatl1492 Is a Higgins a species of bird?

@RayKump Magnum Pi was pretty good, he got to bang a hot Higgins.

@WokeAlBundy Thank bro, appreciate it!

@RayKump Ray gotta say you been killin it the last couple eps. You seem energized by the zeitgeist. Really enjoying it, keep it up man.

Ah yes you will make NBA money as a plumber after every potential plumbing customer loses their job.

@MrGask Who did Pakistan nuke?

@RayKump We did that with Pakistan in the 90s. It hasn't gone so well.

Trump should let Iran have a single Nuclear weapon. Completely fair deal. He’d be like King Solomon when he cut that baby in half, just removed all the tension in the room, total out of the box thinking. King Solomon Trump.