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@RayKump

Comedian, Host of Kump podcast, https://t.co/c16LCneDR2 https://t.co/v0U14KvODn

NYC Katılım Şubat 2012
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If you don’t currently have at least 30k in Pokémon cards, you might as well just give up on life, you’re not going to survive what’s coming.
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The world is your prison. KUMP 252: Stranded in America is live now on YouTube.
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@RayKump What if I have only have a cyberpunk tcg preorder? Am I cooked?
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@325Music It’s literally just the bare minimum to keep living. Prison Commissary level shit.
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@RayKump That's recess/playground numbers kump....
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The European mind cannot comprehend this.
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The new Animal Farm movie is an abomination which cynically inserts woke politics in place of Orwell’s original thesis: “What if pigs could talk?”
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I thought that scene in Devil Wears Prada 2 when Meryl Streep tells Stanley Tucci to eat her box and asshole or she’ll have him executed by Palentir was kinda boring.
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Stop whining, gas prices will go down once Trump starts bombing oil refineries in Texas, but first we need to invade Cuba. Just chill.
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The only test a presidential candidate should ever have to pass is snorting heroin to prove he’s not a cop.
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Most of Epstein’s suicide note is just him explaining why we need to build the White House ballroom.
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Wild that Europe has instituted a one child policy but they want to lecture us about our bread.
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Mr. Beast just announced that he’s withdrawing from OPEC.
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My wife’s cousins neighbor is the guy who invented water boarding. They live in a pretty rich neighborhood. He drives a really nice Audi.
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