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hate to be the bearer of bad news but just realized the vintage/military look today is our version of the “70’s Hippie” look

do those who watch a lot of Shark Tank think they’re good at business like the people who watch a lot of The Office think that they’re funny?

why do British girls who try to look #Miami end up looking like Tweety Bird?

why do i have a memory of knowing as a kid that chalk water was poisonous when surrounded by chalk and annoying teachers/peers. kinda messed up

i’m curious. what phone provider do people in Nebraska use?

in lieu of sarcasm absentia, my personality shall be punctuality 🤘🏽

when people went through traumatic experiences before movies were a thing did they say “it felt like a play?”

perturbed that Elton Musk hasn’t stuck with the whole “money and some jets” having a nice ring to it @elonmusk

as someone not living in LA, the weather confuses me when people can wear shorts and t-shirts around dudes in knit balaclavas, north faces, and ski pants

probably an undiagnosed issue, but i have yet to not feel let down by a season finale

we still allowed to make fun of disney adults right?

everybody wants to know the difference between your and you’re, but everybody forgot about yore and yo’re

@nytimes for Wordle y’all should release the time it took rather than how many tries. those numbers don’t lie.

if working at Condé Nast gets you girls, i can’t imagine working at MTV in 2002 🤯

crazy how governments and religions come and go and differ but humanity kind of got behind the notion of money for a long time

flexing a meal is such a 1700’s move, c’mon son

Dear Edward Gibbons, Love Is Blind season 2 and Christianity are the reason for the Fall of Rome

@cameronLEW1S i’m proud of you 🥲

@RayLindquist thanks dad🤩

dating in nyc is mostly trying to parse out if spending money is their personality or just a byproduct of unoriginal taste

it’s crazy that people would rather fly (which we already do) than be able to read minds!? imagine the damage you could really do being able to read minds

all these “inspirational dating tv shows” (re:Love Is Blind season 2) representing actual normal people makes it very *not inspirational