Ray Wackowski

You write your own story, make it a best seller.

I’m not usually a jealous person…but I think it’s unfair that @HaileeSteinfeld is carrying @JoshAllenQB baby and I’m not. That’s some bullshit.

If the @barenakedladies were to bring out @MichaelBuble at the Buffalo show at @outerharborlive I would have to change my drawers because both sides would get soiled immediately

When is @Disney giving us “Chicken Little 2”?

@EASPORTS if this gets 100 likes you have to make an @NLL game by law

Here’s a crazy one for ya… Turkey….on white

“SQUIDWARD!!! The sky had a baby!!!!”

Nicole could get the pecker

@DUALIPA heard the news so, what’s up #ShootMyShot

“OHHHH I DONT CARE ABOUT MENOPAUSE”

Amazon can suck my left nut

It’s 2023, I want escalators in my house

@alyankovic if you were to ever be elected President, would you make it so fast food companies are places where people can get a chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, curly fry and large root beer for $5.82? #TrappedInTheDriveThru #Inflation

“WHATS HE GOT?!”

I’m drunk. LETS GO @NLLBandits #Game3 #FuckDiablo #LooneyTunes #10BangerAfterThisGame

One retweet and @joeyDubbs9 by law has to come home for the weekend and go to Game 3 of the @NLL finals 🤷‍♀️ @NLLBandits @MammothLax

Still patiently waiting for @EASPORTS to make a @nll game 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@EASPORTSNHL for the next Chel, the goal celebrations should be similar to the way they’re done on FIFA.

Both feet are in bounds when the contact starts. I'm not sure what you/anyone wants here?

Dany Heatley

some nice bills fans welcoming the dolphins into town