Alistair Rayner

Post template #Painfession @Pain

Post template #Painfession @Pain

As south african as I am , you have to give it to them , these young indian batsman are a different class.

Nkandla and #nomakeupselfies fall into the same category.

My cab driver last night genuinely didn't believe in the concept of Robots.

Braai at my place , come get fucked .

@jaysheajohnson Yes , 5ish ? Whenever my bru

@jaysheajohnson Braai at my pozi if you keen :)

Shmaaaaak Durban weather !

@LangaMak09 Sorry for the late reply boy , lost my phone on the jol ! Hope you keeping well homie :)

But shit hey , I do enjoy alcoholic beverages.

On a Mac Miller crave at the moment.

These days people really do know how to fuck around in doorways.

Durban in a week ! Surprisingly happy to get home .

Happiest of birthday to my boy @MrGqwede , trust you have a cracker big man ! Mad love homie x

I can stand alone and die alone as long as I have pride.

Swagging with my kids from the basement to #tracerequest #lerrrvit

@callyjackson1 what's your number , I'm giving you a call !

@callyjackson1 I'm at a place called Mixa or something !

@callyjackson1 I'm all alone in Cape Town , please come and drink with me ? :(