CyptMatic

Didn’t just take me outta trenches but completely changed my whole life!

@BRICSinfo Cope 😹

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump declares the United States has won the war against Iran.

@BRICSinfo Trump always creating his own happiness 🤣

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇬🇧 US President Trump says the UK is considering sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East for the war against Iran.

Calling Iran a "regime" and the US an "administration" is the hallmark of a brainwashed and deeply unserious person.

@DavidHundeyin So real 🤣

There was a time on Twitter NG when once you'd see a handle called "Yusuf" or "Abubakar" or "Abdullahi", you knew you were about to hear the dumbest, most delusional word salad in defense of anything related to Muhammadu Buhari. Then a few years later, once you saw "Niyi", "Segun" or "Yemi", you knew you were about to hear some brain dead, mentally deranged nonsense in support of anything to do with Bola Tinubu. Now history is repeating itself, because once you see "Chidi", "China" or "Emeka", you know you're about to hear something completely unhinged and mentally retarded in support of anything to do with Israel or Donald Trump. It's weirdly comforting to see these patterns play out, because it reaffirms what I have always known - Nigerians collectively exist at the exact same mental level. Some Nigerians have managed to convince themselves that their ethnic group is somehow less ignorant than other ones, but the reality is that all of you are the exact same kind of low-information dummy. Whether it's Yusuf that shines shoes, or unemployed Kunle that plays Sportybet, or spare parts Chidi, all of you are EXACTLY as retarded as each other, and you deserve to be in the same country with each other. There will be no Arewa Republic, Oduduwa Republic or Biafra - all of you are either going to develop brains together, or you will die together as you've been doing. Whenever you wake up.

Nigeria is a perfect British colonial experiment. You can hardly find any anti-colonial thinking going on there. An average Nigerian loves the white man more than the white man loves himself.

@Surgexyz_ @lablabai Let’s fucking Go

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It’s better to buy bank mutual funds or bank equity funds managed by the banks fund managers with monthly reports. That way, you avoid unnecessary stress. Any investment outside the banking system in Nigeria is likely to end in regret. If you can afford it, hire a personal consultant from an independent advisory firm or retain an audit team. Otherwise, you are one step away from losing everything.

Walahi you no lie, the average person that works in some of these firms knows little or nothing about the stock market or the securities exchanged therein. . . I spoke to a friend about TIP yesterday so he called his broker and 👇🏾👇🏾 1. She didn't know the stock even existed until he mentioned it. 2. She didn't know they had an IPO that will be closing on Monday. 3. She did a quick research while on the call & retorted they only paid 10 kobo last year o, as if investing is primarily about dividends, until I mentioned the growth probabilities/capabilities of the company. . . I figured if I'd engaged her further e for cause small kasala. Dear Retail investors, do well to read and research on your own, learn the Lingua and stay informed, some brokers/staff don't know anything about the field they've found themselves in some are just about the sales commission on your trades. Twitter/X is a great resource use it to your advantage.

@Yennii56 🤪🤣

No way crypto bros are getting outperformed by 85 year old grandmas holding gold 😭

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@iyekefejiymg Which tracker is this?

Some of you are praying for “financial breakthrough”… meanwhile the real breakthrough is simply learning how to stop turning ₦10m into vibes, brunch, and one random Dubai trip. Let me show you what disciplined Nigerians have been doing quietly for TWO years.🧵 Year 1 👇

@Chisom12_ @Msmenalicious Go to ur GTCO app, at the setting you will see something like link external account, (GTFM) account, follow the process to activate your investment brokerage account or just got to GTfundmanagers.com and sign up.

@RayvvsMatic @Msmenalicious Hi, i have account with GTCO do i have to go to bank to sign up for this GT money market and do my KYC?

For Bamboo app users, If you lock N10,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N1,605,658z If you lock N5,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N802,829. If you lock N3,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N481,697 If you lock N1,000,000 in treasury bills for 1 year, you will get N160,565.

@Msmenalicious 🙏

@RayvvsMatic I just checked the app and saw a link to the money market fund. Thank you for this info.

@Msmenalicious No, you can only access via GTfundmanagers.com but you can always link your brokerage investment account on your GTCO app as well upon request.

@RayvvsMatic Oh yea. Is it on the app?

Work creates income. Income buys assets. Assets create wealth. Wealth buys freedom.

@ScFidelis GTB/ Access

You have the money to buy 5% of any NGX company. Which one are you picking?

@moll11y Emotional Damage 🤣🤣

One year anniversary of friendship❤️❤️ Ali is like a brother to me

@bluwhaleai Let’s fucking go

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