Naz Reid

Only thing keeping me from doing it at this point

Going to miss college for reasons like being able to go to Trader Joe’s at 2:30 on a Wednesday

@FFSnoog With the 1.04

Drop your Dynasty WR room 👇 I'll tell you: - Your best asset - Your weakest link (upgrade) - Whether you need to buy or sell Let's see what you're working with.

@CuntyWizard69 Good thing I’m about to be 23

If you’re 20 and you’re still asking your parents for money you’re a fucking bum

Hispanic Hinge Egirl from last year just sent me a snap, dreams do come true

Disregard the caption but this video kills me bro

@503sBest Not sure how boozer is at 1. I really don’t even see him in the top 10 players in this draft if I’m being honest

big board 2.0 for the 25/26' nba draft cycle: feeling pretty confident about rankings & im guessing not much will change until combine. thank you all for the support & interactions! ❤️

@kornman_co This is targeted and I don’t appreciate it

How do you have a great day at work if you’re not in sales? A great day at work in sales means you made several thousands of dollars. What’s a great day for an accountant?

The jester was never the fool he was the only one allowed to tell the truth

Teach thought he was slick cold calling me off the rip in class today due to my 5 in a row absence. Guess what, raped you and the question. Better luck next time, John

Up late at night with norovirus thinking about how great the touch of a woman felt instead of not being able to eat anything without it exiting 3 minutes after

I’ve determined that most women don’t have what it takes to comprehend a nonchalant white boy like this and that’s why I can’t find another maiden after the ex

The Tiger should hire a driver crowd is hilarious. News flash the only reason Eldrick “Tiger” Woods doesn’t want a driver is strictly so he doesn’t get caught doing shady shit. Like banging a Perkins waitress in the parking lot in his Range Rover with 3% tint on the windows at 4am on a Tuesday. You think he wants to get off the golf track after popping 7 Percocets that he keeps in his locker room stall and have a dude hear him on Bluetooth having phone sex at 2pm whispering to one of his 47 side pieces “you just love me cause I’m blasian”. No he doesn’t want that- I don’t care what type of NDA that driver signs. You people simply don’t understand what type of cat you’re dealing with. This is different level of savage. A true cocksman of the game that has his own laundry list of issues. That’s porn. -Swish, The Moral Compass of this app.

Me finally getting married to her because my alarm was on silent

Just faced a subway footlong and a biggie bag in about 10 minutes feeling #wocky

Chat I met my wife tonight

I just walked to the gas station with a girl to buy juul pods and am now ripping her juul with no remorse in my bed I think she’s my wife

I’ve decided I have too much to live for and am not killing myself in 2026

3 pitchers deep, lock in chudcel.

Slight location dox, my body is now a machine that converts beer to horrible game with women. Ex wife come back