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Hiding in the bathroom Katılım Mayıs 2015
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There were so many on this list that I was shouting “YES” to but then there was this: “Literally anything getting done without asking for it to get done would be fucking hot”... and then I said FUCK YEA!! I need a cold shower.
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Silence Five minutes of the cat walking on your back, with the bedroom door closed Ten minutes alone with the toilet, please God Fifteen minutes alone in a room, any room, would be fantastic razed.us/erotic-valenti…

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Eric Olsen
Eric Olsen@e_olsen·
This writer is the reason I know what seltzer tastes like when it’s shooting out of my nose. 👊🏽
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Silence Five minutes of the cat walking on your back, with the bedroom door closed Ten minutes alone with the toilet, please God Fifteen minutes alone in a room, any room, would be fantastic razed.us/erotic-valenti…
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Jenn Knott
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Isn't Valentines the perfect time to say goodbye, and give someone the finger? The final issue of wonderful @RazedOnIt is hot and salty, so pour one out, and go read it: razed.us
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RIP RAZED (2015-2019). Would you expect anything less from us than a very dark valentine for our final issue? Thanks for all the laughs, the “oh nooooooo"s and not nearly enough sharing of our pieces to social media! razed.us
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We let it get away from us. My infidelity was just an obvious outward manifestation of an inner sickness, a Miller sickness. We were all to blame. And I forgive us all. razed.us/this-christmas…
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Merry Kristmas, unsuspecting Americans! Or, how does one say, “season’s greetings”? The Blitzkrieg on Kristmas is still blitzing avay, no? I vill tell you vhat it is the season for: for ich! razed.us/krampus-the-kr…
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Anyone up for hand-making paper crowns? Doug won’t let me near scissors right now since I cut my own bangs after four hours of cluster feeding. Also I threatened the mailman. DO NOT RING MY DOORBELL DURING NAPS. razed.us/re-re-re-re-qu…
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Q: Is the North Pole real? A: Of course the North Pole is real. Christopher Columbus discovered it on his way to discovering America. He was like, “Welp, here I am on my way to discovering America on purpose.” razed.us/childrens-faqs…
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It's beginning to look a lot like AAARRRGGGHHHH. Our new issue SLEIGH RIDE TO HELL is out and available for talking you on or off the holiday ledge, whichever you prefer: razed.us
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