RAZED

A little reminiscing, a few shout-outs, a bunch of swearing: link.medium.com/viKCfzs3dU

There were so many on this list that I was shouting “YES” to but then there was this: “Literally anything getting done without asking for it to get done would be fucking hot”... and then I said FUCK YEA!! I need a cold shower.

Here's my last-ever piece for @RazedOnIt, a decidedly un-valentine Valentine. Dopest illustration by Ellen Voorheis! 🖤 Happy day, y'all! 🖤 razed.us/the-last-days-…

Quite literally the last word on RAZED, forever. "TMI. BUHBYE 👋" razed.us/the-last-days-…

This writer is the reason I know what seltzer tastes like when it’s shooting out of my nose. 👊🏽

I stumbled upon Razed back in October and it was so dark and twisty, and I wanted to be dark and twisty too. And they let me, and it SET ME ON A PATH. Thanks @RazedOnIt , I'll love you till the day I die.

Silence Five minutes of the cat walking on your back, with the bedroom door closed Ten minutes alone with the toilet, please God Fifteen minutes alone in a room, any room, would be fantastic razed.us/erotic-valenti…

A look back, the Top 10 Most Popular pieces OF ALL TIME, and shout-outs to contributors @brookeapreston @SloanSchang @missmulrooney @AGMV @huttopian kimberlyharrington.substack.com/p/rip-razed-20…

6AM FML TOTAL SHITSHOW MISS THE BUS TEACHER SHADE REPORT CARD: TL;DR NEW MATH: SMDH razed.us/the-last-days-…

Isn't Valentines the perfect time to say goodbye, and give someone the finger? The final issue of wonderful @RazedOnIt is hot and salty, so pour one out, and go read it: razed.us

RIP RAZED (2015-2019). Would you expect anything less from us than a very dark valentine for our final issue? Thanks for all the laughs, the “oh nooooooo"s and not nearly enough sharing of our pieces to social media! razed.us

We let it get away from us. My infidelity was just an obvious outward manifestation of an inner sickness, a Miller sickness. We were all to blame. And I forgive us all. razed.us/this-christmas…

Merry Kristmas, unsuspecting Americans! Or, how does one say, “season’s greetings”? The Blitzkrieg on Kristmas is still blitzing avay, no? I vill tell you vhat it is the season for: for ich! razed.us/krampus-the-kr…

Anyone up for hand-making paper crowns? Doug won’t let me near scissors right now since I cut my own bangs after four hours of cluster feeding. Also I threatened the mailman. DO NOT RING MY DOORBELL DURING NAPS. razed.us/re-re-re-re-qu…

Our poor kids have to trade their privacy for presents when gatekeeper Santa is ALWAYS watching. What is with that guy? @missmulrooney knows on @RazedOnIt razed.us/childrens-faqs…

Q: Is the North Pole real? A: Of course the North Pole is real. Christopher Columbus discovered it on his way to discovering America. He was like, “Welp, here I am on my way to discovering America on purpose.” razed.us/childrens-faqs…

Of course America would outsource its Christmas-demoning to a foreign worker. Ja wohl, lock your doors! Thanks to @LashSchneider for her terrifying depiction of my latest on @RazedOnIt! razed.us/krampus-the-kr…

It's beginning to look a lot like AAARRRGGGHHHH. Our new issue SLEIGH RIDE TO HELL is out and available for talking you on or off the holiday ledge, whichever you prefer: razed.us

See you in Hell, Dora. #HappyHalloween razed.us/transcript-epi…

A RAZED classic from the archives! Happy Halloween, moochers. razed.us/an-open-letter…