Razorback Nalgene

I think I’ll go to cheeba hut

Hey Kamala, go ahead and try to cancel me

Walking back to the function after doing a bump

@OtisHennings Shrink

A yoga brotherhood event might be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

@maddiemeters Kinda awesome she’s thinking out loud

i tell my landlady that the smoke detector died and this is what she texts me back

I think I spent every waking hour of my Sunday on my phone or napping

@DGFKewan Anem is way too high

Schools in the south ranked by how much I think I'd like being a student there

@selenaglomez69 @lilylangludes It’s getting so bad

@lilylangludes Can you come up with a original thought ur self or do you need twitter to tell you how to think

Thoughts on “sack” #shrink or #expand

Fills up full tank of gas while the straight of Hormuz is still closed

@beastmode694201 Yeah kinda sad honestly

90% of girls I know have no hobbies or things they are passionate about

Just gave the deli worker a standing ovation for that pastrami roll

@howardander24 What seat, I was row E seat 9

@RazorbackHoss Haha yeah I was

Drunk

@homies47 Take em they taste like sugar water bullshit

Can we all agree these people actually suck

@HammondCheddar Been doing this for years already

My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND

I think the real villain is the guys (probably a girl) who recorded gramps, no one can embrace the moment anymore #fraternityconsultingfiles

I would never wanna go to a J Cole concert with my girl

@RazorbackHoss Is that the right spelling for your name?

2016 Kris Jenkins