rick cisario

Your sex drive is how far you are willing to drive to have sex.

@Chris_NYY28 He’s currently one the top 15 unluckiest players in baseball. We can debate leadoff hitter, but if he keeps taking these at bats we’re looking at a well above average center fielder.

Trent Grisham has settled back into what he is as a player: A .200 hitter who has some power. Not a guy you want leading off a team trying to win a championship.

@BillyReinhardt The bigger question is when Brett Gardner is going to get the respect he deserves.

CC Sabathia had a 29.4 WAR as a Yankee. Alex Rodriguez had a 53.8 WAR as a Yankee. Congrats to Sabathia, well deserved, but it continues to be foolish that the Yankees won’t retire #13, yet want to acknowledge and celebrate the 2009 championship.

Most people want to accomplish things based on age. I want to achieve my dreams before I go bald, a race against my hairline.

Getting a lot of alerts from the New York Times like “everyone says they have no money and are scared for their lives, could this be a sign of a recession?”

One thing we haven't considered about the AI revolution is the effect it would have on regular guys named Al just doing their thing. Sending love to all you Alberts and the rare Allen out there.

This is going to come up in a Thanksgiving fight 12 years from now in a magnificent rant.

Mike Judge is a fucking psychic. Gonna be watering the crops with Gatorade.

He is incapable of original thought. He goes to high school graduations and gives the same speech year after year. And it's not like he was replaying a banger, it was like a best man who just got dumped and is trying to find a nice thing to say about love.

Father Time

Really thinking about Brian Thompson’s family and what is most important in times like these: What was their Deductible? Was ambulance in network? Was hospital in network? Was doctor at hospital in network? Hope the bill is not too high in this time of grief.

Epilepsey is brutal in that I’m genuinely concerned if I I can handle the intensity of bowling.

One of the Devestating things about my traumatic brain injury is I just found out I had forgotten the Alamo

@TalkinYanks You can say you don't agree with fan graphs, but at 23, he is a top-15 shortstop because of defense and baserunning; we hope his hitting improves, but getting 3.3 WAR out of the SS position will always be valuable

The Yankees have let Anthony Volpe struggle for too long

@discussbaseball Brandon Webb’s run at the beginning of career looks like he could have been on of the all timers.

If you could keep one MLB player healthy for their entire career, who would it be and why?

It’s going to turn out that Joe Biden didn’t do anything for Hunter but paid the saudis in state secrets to keep Commander out of trouble.

Having my flu game right now, under par at mini golf with heartburn from mild salsa

Love is blind is the only thing that can come close to replicating the insane two week intensity of a sleep away camp romance.

Can feel myself getting older. Today I proclaimed “ I listened to that band before Tik tok even existed.”

Is writing a manifesto considered scabbing? Asking for a friend.

They’re offering hitting lessons with these Yankees which is like Billy Martin teaching anger manager