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Les dossiers sortent après avoir été caviardés, marche arrière sur les droits de douane, guerre en Iran, les extraterrestres arrivent, et sa femme représente les États-Unis à l'ONU Roue libre ou Bidenisation neurologique ?

6 SEÑALES DE QUE ES UNA Zorra 1. Nunca habla de su pasado

@TvlCampagnol S'il n'y avait que ça. P-M. Couteau l'a complètement démoli dans un débat il y a 3 mois.

Le problème d'Onfray c'est ce ton de dédain permanent.

@Variety Chris Nolan is pissing on Homer’s grave. Disgraceful.

@TvlCampagnol J'ai entendu une turbo obèse de 28 ans, une zoomer, triple dose, qui se réjouissait à l'idée qu'un "confinement" de 6 mois puisse nous être imposé. Elle en parlait comme on parle de vacances réussies.

1/ Vous lancez un virus sans intérêt qui n'a aucune chance de se propager. 2/ Vous dites que c'est grâce à vous qu'il n'est pas allé plus loin. 3/ Vous finirez dans le box avec Buzyn et tous les autres.

🔴🇺🇸🇺🇳 ⚖️ ALERTE INFO— Un tribunal américain suspend les sanctions contre Francesca Albanese. Un juge fédéral américain a suspendu les sanctions imposées par l’administration Trump à Francesca Albanese, rapporteure spéciale de l’ONU sur les territoires palestiniens occupés. Source : @FranceskAlbs

İnsanlar yavaş yavaş 80’lerin ruhunu yeniden keşfediyor…

@FocusinfosFr Taylor Swift dans 20 ans

🇮🇱🥗 INFO — Une agence d’intérim a indemnisé une employée à hauteur de dizaines de milliers de shekels après que celle-ci eut accusé Sara Netanyahu, de lui avoir lancé des tomates et des olives et de l’avoir insultée à plusieurs reprises, simplement parce que la salade ne lui convenait pas.

@kedrickmutayi Indice : 49.3

🇫🇷 Selon vous, qui a été le ou la pire Premier ministre ? 1️⃣. Édouard Philippe 2️⃣. Jean Castex 3️⃣. Élisabeth Borne 4️⃣. Gabriel Attal 5️⃣. Michel Barnier 6️⃣. François Bayrou 7️⃣. Sébastien Lecornu

@anishmoonka @Copernicus2013 Faux

@Copernicus2013 That 30-35 figure is dragged down by infant mortality. People who made it through childhood usually lived to 60 or beyond. Plato died at 80 for example. The 100-period count tracks women who reached natural menopause, with most fertile years spent pregnant or breastfeeding.

For most of human history, women have had about 100 periods in their lifetimes. Today's women have over 400. A Chinese biologist named Hongmei Wang thinks that gap is part of why women run out of eggs decades earlier than they have to. Wang is 52. She runs a lab at the Institute of Zoology in Beijing that studies the cellular machinery of fertility. Her idea is simple. Bleed four times a year instead of twelve, save eggs, extend the fertile window. Mouse data so far backs her up. Before birth control, women were pregnant or breastfeeding through most of their fertile years, and both pause periods. About 100 cycles in a lifetime. Now, with later marriages, fewer kids, and longer lives, the number sits above 400. Each cycle uses up eggs. Run out, menopause starts. That cycle hypothesis is one of three threads in her lab. The second was a 2024 paper in the journal Cell Discovery. Her team grew lab stem cells, named them M-cells, and injected them into the ovaries of old monkeys past their fertile years. Damage in the tissue healed. Hormones came back. One treated monkey gave birth to a healthy baby. They tried it on 63 women whose ovaries had quit decades early, a condition called premature ovarian failure. Four had healthy children. The team patented the technique and licensed it to a private firm. The third project is in Barcelona. Wang is partnering with biologist Alfonso Martínez Arias to grow fake human embryos from stem cells. Almost every country bans growing real ones in a lab past 14 days. The window from day 14 to day 28 is when the body's basic blueprint forms, the layers that turn into brain and heart and bone. Almost everything we know about it comes from animals, because the human version has been off-limits in labs for decades. The fake embryos are how Wang plans to look inside. She does not oversell any of it. "When we stop ovulation, we save more eggs, but we also stop the body from making estrogen, and that molecule is absolutely vital for health," she told El País. Years of low estrogen weaken bones and wear down the heart. She is still working out how to keep the eggs without paying that price. The backdrop is China. Last year, the country had 7.92 million babies, a 17% drop and the lowest birth rate since 1949. The population shrank by 3.4 million people in a single year. Wang knows her work will not arrive in time to fix those numbers. But the girls born this decade may grow up with a reproductive clock no woman has ever had before.

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Rihanna Instagram vs reality MET Gala 🤯

@fandompulse Il est grand temps que Nolan paie pour ce qu'il a fait dans son 3ème Batman. Anne Hattaway, Mario Cotillard, et un scénario merdique.

Christopher Nolan chose Emily Wilson's 2017 translation of Homer's Odyssey as the sole source for his upcoming film, a version critics called radical for stripping away traditional embellishments in favor of modern language, including words like "daddy," "playtime is over," "canapés," "pep talk," and "tote bag." Wilson told The New Yorker in 2023 that Homer "didn't sound archaic to the Greeks." Is Nolan's Odyssey already doomed by its source material, or is a modern translation exactly what the story needs on the big screen?

CPUs tend to get slower with time. Probably not for the reason you’d expect. Unfortunately, many microcode updates are security related, which almost universally cause performance regressions…or even complete feature loss! Haswell might be the worst performing processor family of all time, in terms of features removed. TSX - concurrency instruction literally removed due to security concerns DX12 - removed / broken due to priv escalation Meltdown, Spectre, Foreshadow, MDS - all lead to perf regressions…for MDS specifically Red Hat and Microsoft still suggest disabling HyperThreading on Haswell! Over the life of a CPU, I’d expect the typical performance curve (from microcode) to look like: Initial Launch to +1 year, slight upward trend, platform maturing 1-2 years, mostly flat 2+ years, likely downward trend. Enough time has passed where security people are starting to poke/write papers indirectly leading to vendor microcode regressions 6+ years / EOL -> old CPUs start to have major regressions! I genuinely wonder if extremely performance-sensitive industries sometimes purposefully delay or otherwise remain on “stale” microcode…and just accept the additional risk.

Elon Musk en modo dios del caos: “Me gustaría comprar OnlyFans y cerrarlo solo para ver cómo las mujeres empoderadas dejan de ser empoderadas” Imaginate el pánico general. De “my body my choice” a “my rent my choice” en 0,2 segundos. Esto es oro puro. 😂💀 #ElonMusk

@fandompulse Elle ne supporte pas de vieillir et ce qu'elle fait n'a rien de remarquable. Des jeunes femmes lui piquent des rôles tout les jours, en attendant l'IA.

Charlize Theron goes on crazy rant demanding guys "just f***" her: “Um, uh, whenever a guy says, ‘I would like to make love to you.’ It’s such an ick,” Theron said. “There’s a lot to unpack, but actually, there isn’t. It’s just very simple. Don’t f***ing say it,” Theron added. “Because by v*gina closes up,” Theron continued, “It’s true. All the ladies know what I’m talking about.” The host further asked Theron what it was about “love-making” that was such a turn-off to her. “It’s the…I don’t want you to make anything with me. I want you to do something with me…Yeah, let’s do it. Like, let’s. Well, don’t say that either. That’s f***ing lame.” Theron asserted, “Just f**k me.” Did someone in Hollywood abuse her to get her this mentally unsound?

@fandompulse Vous surpayez une random sans talent à 3 reprises, et elle se prend pour Sigourney Weaver.

Daisy Ridley, who plays Rey in all three Disney Star Wars sequel films, on criticism that her character is a Mary Sue: "The Mary Sue thing in itself is sexist because it's the name of a woman. Everyone was saying that Luke had the exact same capabilities. I think Rey is incredibly vulnerable, and nothing she's doing is for the greater good. She's just doing what she thinks is the right thing." Luke trained for years, lost his hand, and got beaten by Vader. Rey picked up a lightsaber and defeated a Sith Lord the same day. Are these the same?

@space_goupil Je m'interdis de le revoir pour cette raison.

Si on prend 2 min pour analyser: De Funes joue le rôle d'un Français déclassé, dépassé par la modernité qui a fait la guerre et perdu sa femme. Il rencontre Dieu (extraterrestre thaumaturge à l'âme pure), se rend compte que sa femme l'a trompé avec son ami handicapé pendant qu'il était à la guerre et qu'en plus elle aurait vécu comme une moderne ensalopée par mai 68 et le matérialisme. Il pardonne finalement à son ami, il pardonne à sa femme, il se finit à la gnôle et la bonne bouffe, rejète la modernité, pète à la face du monde avant de partir avec le petit Jesus dans les étoiles. C'était mon film préféré quand j'étais enfant, mais il est en fait extrêmement triste.

@Oceanbreeze473 Il confond les années 80 avec les années 90 🤓

I’m afraid of what’s coming next.

@idrissaberkane Des verrues suspendues.

Je prépare une nouvelle conférence sur l'IA et la construction massive, que je donnerai à Tunis ce 8 Mai, et le moins que je puisse dire c'est que je ne suis pas déçu de l'état de l'art Voilà un croquis d'intention, demandé "dans le style de Renzo Piano mais avec une touche d'Aquarelle" réalisé par GPT Image 2 (mode pro) en prenant Paris comme base, et des tours hyperboloïdes en mode "village vertical x Grand Palais x Serres civiles" Par proximité sémantique et neuronale l'IA a même inventé une cabinet d'Architectes qui signe le croquis pour l'occasion : "Auguste & Lumière", qui est un nom absolument parfait!

@HRH_SHP Elle ne pourra jamais s'acheter de la classe ou un peu de dignité

Kim Kardashian finally found something that she can’t buy. It turns out that actually getting an undergraduate degree and then going to law school and then taking the bar is the way to go. Who knew? She’s taking a break from the bar exam (which is only held twice a year as it is). She skipped February and will skip July, and probably should just skip the rest until the end of time since she’s not willing to put in the work to learn the material.