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Obama said- “Yes we can!” but I said “Yes weekend!”"

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears.

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

You never know how much you really love someone until you watch them love someone else.

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine

When you walk up to opportunities door, don't knock... Kick it in, smile and introduce yourself.

my ex texted me today “u can delete my number i dont care anymore” and i replied “who is this”

I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal.

If fear didn't exist, I'd run up to you, kiss you and tell you that I love you.

I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight hours... Then I realized I was just masturbating.

I hate it when flies rub their stupid little hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards.

That awkward moment when a GPS system tells a gay guy to go straight

scooby doo taught us that the real monsters are humans

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I won't let nobody hurt you.