Hour Of Chaos

@glenn_tunes More like “He will be repeating what is being said into his earpiece.” His handlers aren’t going to let him attempt to read and bungle certain words. And no one but MAGA is going to fall for this fake bullshit. Trump is to Christianity what James Bond is to abstinence.

Yes the Trump "Bible" 🙄🤡🤦

@DarnelSugarfoo I know he wasn’t shot or his ear would have a chunk out of it, and that bandage he wore at the RNC was performative nonsense. Zero doubt that as soon as it was over and the cameras were off he threw that Maxi-Pad into the trash.

I used to think the idea that Butler was "staged" was crazy. The pure insanity of Trump's last 10 months has brought me round to believing it probably was.

@mark_slapinski If true, is MAGA ever going to ask themselves why Trump keeps hiring incompetent people? We know who Trump should really blame. Hit it, Michael.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is about to be FIRED, according to sources.

@ArtCandee The short whiny ones or the narcissistic ones with misspellings are him. The long whiny ones or the narcissistic ones with better grammar are more than likely Miller. The rare ones where he almost sounds Presidential are Wiles.

Donald Trump (or his handlers) posted around 30 times in the past half an hour. Unglued.

@ArtCandee The salute is definitely laughable as well.

The best is yet to come? Laughable.

@RpsAgainstTrump @slayer_agolf

Three-time Trump voter: I’m a registered Republican. I voted for Trump...He is not worthy of the presidency. He takes bribes blatantly, and now he's being a racist blatantly…I just want to apologize to everybody in the country for supporting this rotten, rotten man.

@markbland @Cubfan13241 We do that for toddlers. Trump is one.

Wait a second. The President: 1. Signed his OWN NAME 2. Said "Oh that's a good one" (like he's 5) 3. Then said "Joe Biden can't do that" (it's not his name) 4. And they all CLAPPED FOR HIM (because they are proud he isn't behind bars yet)

@TermLimitsNow48 @VeverkaKathleen @TrumpsHurricane You can’t be MAGA and Christian. It’s theologically impossible. It’s like being a vegan and living fried chicken.

@VeverkaKathleen @TrumpsHurricane seriously one of the dumbest posts I have ever heard. I hope your not christian

Do you think the Pope should apologize to President Trump ??

@atrupar @AliAdair22 She may be an even worse grifter than he is.

White House Faith Office Senior Advisor Paula White‑Cain on Trump's faith: "He can quote to you so many sermons. I mean, profound."

@SpencerHakimian @CheriJacobus For what? The exorbitant bar tab?

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP BLAMES PETE HEGSETH

@JesusChryslerII Meal Team 6. Gravy SEALS. Hambo. George S. Fatten.

PADUCAH - Wayne Gibbons, 38, says he's “ready to go to Iran” if President Trump needs soldiers, adding he is motivated by patriotism and what he calls the long-standing American tradition of volunteering for missions he has not been briefed on.

@FurkanGozukara @raphaelha67 It still cracks me up they surround him like he’s a toddler in a high chair about to try solid food for the first time.

Donald Trump completely loses focus and goes on a narcissistic rant. He literally brags that he held a press conference just to call himself the greatest president ever over a microscopic fraction of a percent. The White House is run by a deeply delusional megalomaniac.

@RpsAgainstTrump Trump is the psycho ex who can’t stop talking about her previous boyfriend but insists she’s over him. Hit it, Animotion!

Trump: “Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that? He can’t” 🤡🤡🤡

@colinabwallace @Mollyploofkins Lmao.

@Mollyploofkins Also, the rookie reporter is holding the mic like that because the boss said "I want you to go interview that dick".

Trump adopted a strange stance while speaking with reporters on Friday (📸: Getty Images)

@Mollyploofkins Jesus. He’s taking this “People tell me I look like Elvis!” bullshit too far. He’s about to do the hip wiggle, ain’t he?

@atrupar @SuzySpectacle They really do treat him like a toddler. I bet someone made a photocopy of the page and put it u on the refrigerator next to the alphabet magnets.

TRUMP: *signs his name* Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?

@SpencerHakimian Survey Says!!!

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE ENDED 10 WARS IN 8 DAYS

@Acyn “Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go see my supermodel girlfriend. Hmm? Nah, you wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.”

Trump: We had some pretty good news 20 minutes ago. Reporter: What was the good news? Trump: Having to do with Iran. Reporter: Can you tell us anything about it? Trump: No. I just think it's something that should happen. It's something that only makes sense to happen and I think it will. We'll see what happens, but I think it will.

@realesttruth1 @realstewpeters @Melinda62909033 Well as we’ve seen within the last few years, being a pedo isn’t a dealbreaker for MAGA. But being critical of Trump? Instant outrage.

@realstewpeters @Melinda62909033 The Catholic Church was involved in a child rape scandal and Hannity never renounced his religion. Now he wants to do it over the Pope and POTUS not getting along? Wow-Dot-Com status

HANNITY: “Where are the pointed words from the Pope against Iran? Trump is correct and the Pope is wrong…on so many levels. As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic.” Hannity leaves the Catholic Church to worship Donald Trump.

@realstewpeters “But it’s not a cult.”