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Maybe I'll pin this Tweet so people don't assume my political view based on my demographic. #nzpol votecompass-share.tvnz.co.nz/share/7a6dddcb…

Today's covid chart predicts a frustrating day for this loser ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 190 5/6

@jimmycarr nailed it. The spread of Covid is directly linked to how dense the population is And some of the population are very dense. 😂😂

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@PouTepou @FoxyLustyGrover Hear hear hear 👏

@FoxyLustyGrover Merry Christmas Foxy thank you for sharing all your love. In terms of Twitter there is no one that I appreciate more than you sincerely

Here we go! #TrifleClub

@FoxyLustyGrover Gone! #TrifleClub

@tauhenare Same here ..Chur! 👍

Right. #Pauas done. Dunno what everyone else’s is going to have.

@CateOwen Have a Cate Day! 😘👍

I am three mimosas and one custard deep pre 10.30am. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 🎄

@joeboxerparker Merry Christmas Champs 👍

Merry Christmas from my family to yours 🎅🏼🎄#MorecambeChristmas

Wishing you all immunity in your community! May your hearts be full of love and your ears for of laughter. 👍 And yes I had a Barry Crocker this morning... ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 188 4/6

@formerlydaniels Ka pai! 👍

That time us parents had to justify why 🎅🏽replied to notes in Māori - speaks every language that children in the world speak, duh

@shirlenev3 @Garage_Project So you ended up out. Buy did you go out out?

Went to the dairy to get more eggs and milk, accidentally went in the wrong shop door and am very much enjoying this beer @Garage_Project

@dairymanNZ A fucking pandemic sounds more fun than a covid pandemic.

A fucking pandemic

@CortyNC Wow 👍👍

@HotMummyBerry Seasoned crumbed shallow fry oil and butter.

What’s the best way to eat/cook “sweet breads”?

@StephDyhrberg All good now. 👍

@blogboynick Agree. Though It's not the laws fault. It's the people who wrote it and put it in place or their policies. I am surprised thr current Government would allow it.

The law is a blunt and broken instrument when businesses openly saying they took thousands to millions of dollars they didn’t need is OK but taking 1600 for food isn’t

@pineynz @TheACCnz The opposite side from where the bowler ends up after bowling.

Random cricket question: If just 4 people are playing a game of beach / backyard cricket and one is bowling, one is batting and one is wicket-keeping ... what position is the sole fielder in? Long-on for me. @TheACCnz

@StephDyhrberg Good..not guide.

@StephDyhrberg Guide to hear. My Mum got caught between an antivax person arguing with the security guard. He kicked the hand sanitizer an it fell over nearly hitting mum. A customer and security guard tackled the guy, police came and took him away. She was pretty shaken up. Stay safe

@meladoodle Good advice. My first wife wasn't a fan of the one size fits all edible undies.

Don’t get your partner ill fitting lacy underwear for Christmas, just get her a voucher babes

Bless the man I saw at the bendon shop trying to buy a bra for his partner, I just heard him say to an employee “I dunno, I guess she’s like a medium?”. Don’t do it man.